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j_goose
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My dog knows everything. And he gives pretty sound advice. Ask me anything, and I'll get the answer from him.
He's one smartdog....
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| Jun 8 @ 11:33 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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hey roscoe... where did my sis in laws camcorder and my daughters camera get off to??  its driving me nuts 
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| Jun 9 @ 12:26 AM |
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redhairNfreckles
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Roscoe must have fallen asleep.......... 
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| Jun 9 @ 12:33 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Maybe I have to speak dog??
rwarf waarf woof rowrrr ?? *head to the side and a tail wag*woof!!!
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| Jun 9 @ 12:35 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Nope, don't think that was it, Becky....I'm thinking maybe the dog is hard of hearing?
Or maybe he just can't type on a keyboard very well..... 
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| Jun 9 @ 1:14 AM |
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stormy73
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Q: Roscoe, what's on top of a house?
ROSCOE: Roof!!
Q: Roscoe, how's life treating you?
ROSCOE: RUFF!
Q: Roscoe, What, in your opinion, is the true reason for the skyrocketing gas prices?
ROSCOE: Interestingly, there are a myriad of reasons, but more to the point, if we, as a nation were to demonstrate our unwillingness to accept our current dilemma as true inevitability, our current situation would ultimately digress to a more acceptable outcome! Now... if you'll forgive me, I must resume licking my balls.
DAMN! That thar is one smart DAWG! 
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| Jun 9 @ 1:32 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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 That is TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| Jun 9 @ 1:38 AM |
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willowy1
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Hey Roscoe is frugality my best investment?
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| Jun 9 @ 11:01 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Okay in my minds eye when Roscoe was answering the question of gas prices he assumed the pose of pipe in paw ...gesturing with pipe... okay so it was just me NM 
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| Jun 9 @ 11:06 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Hey Roscoe buddy pal... why has my internet been going on and off for four days now??? its driving me NUTS and um when the tech guy gets here from Verizon can you come on over and growl at him and maybe take a nip from his arse if he dont FIX it ??? and if this tech guy sounds ANYTHING like the idjit that was on the tech line two days ago for two hours  with the unintelligble accent you have free reign to bite him HARD heck I'd even give ya a nice treat for it 
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| Jun 9 @ 11:08 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Roscoe...it it true that a calorie is a calorie, no matter the time..----Hey! Stop licking and answer me when I'm asking you a question!  ---
or is it better to stop eating before 7?
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| Jun 9 @ 3:27 PM |
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j_goose
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Sorry, Roscoe was at the vet.
hey roscoe... where did my sis in laws camcorder and my daughters camera get off to??
Roscoe sniffed out your sister in law's and Daughter's cameras. There at St Bacon's house.
A word of warning, though. You may not want to develop any of the pics, or play the tape. It's best you just delete everything.
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| Jun 9 @ 3:29 PM |
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j_goose
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Hey Roscoe is frugality my best investment?
Roscoe says don't be so thrifty. SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!! BUy the Prada purse. Stimulate the economy.
Screw the house payment and move in with Goose. He has plenty of room, and a "man bag" to match your purse.
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| Jun 9 @ 3:32 PM |
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j_goose
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Roscoe...it it true that a calorie is a calorie, no matter the time..----Hey! Stop licking and answer me when I'm asking you a question! ---
or is it better to stop eating before 7?
Roscoe was indeed licking at the time of your question.
He says, "If it feels good, do it!"
As for your answer, don't worry about calories, just find a man and ride 'em cowboy!!! {Burns alot of calories}
He also says not to worry about calories so much anyway.
He says, "Don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things."
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| Jun 9 @ 3:33 PM |
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j_goose
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Hey Roscoe buddy pal... why has my internet been going on and off for four days now??? its driving me NUTS and um when the tech guy gets here from Verizon can you come on over and growl at him and maybe take a nip from his arse if he dont FIX it ??? and if this tech guy sounds ANYTHING like the idjit that was on the tech line two days ago for two hours with the unintelligble accent you have free reign to bite him HARD heck I'd even give ya a nice treat for it
Roscoe would like to know exactly what kind of treat you are referring to......
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| Jun 9 @ 3:35 PM |
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BandTMom
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Roscoe.
Is it really true?
Or did someone just make it up?
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| Jun 9 @ 3:37 PM |
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j_goose
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Mom,
Roscoe says that "they" made everything up. Nothing you hear is true. Except the rumors about Goose being good in the sack. That, my dear is not even up for debate.
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| Jun 9 @ 3:39 PM |
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BandTMom
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And Roscoe would know this how?????
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| Jun 9 @ 3:43 PM |
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j_goose
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Oh, Roscoe and I are very close....
He's been giving me licking lessons. So far, I've fallen off the couch three times.
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| Jun 9 @ 3:46 PM |
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BandTMom
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Did you get a video??
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