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LaughTillYaPuke
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In my time here I have truly seen some womderful and creative profiles. I tend to love the ones that make me laugh. I thought it would be fun to post the best ones we have found...
Two arms, two legs, NASC guideline number of fingers and toes, all OEM teeth.
I spend many hours stuck in traffic jams pondering , what exactly did the chicken do once it reached the other side. Once upon arriving at work, I spend the day re-enacting an SNL skit, "the computer guy".
For fun, I choose playing loud geman music, painting small objects, spending time with friends, traveling, reading, doing odd things with computer all more perferable than a root canal.
Utterly dull and boring. Often referred to as Nobby no Mates. Tone deaf and can't hum a note. Will burn the water when making tea and no shelf could ever stay up after my DIY. Completely insolvent and only a few steps away from bankruptcy.
i am looking for sume to cume to look after me and thay can live at my home free
I am an overweight, middle aged man that is in need of a good woman to spend the rest of my life with
part of the reason i ride everyday is to keep my fat ass a little as possible while I love to eat.
I am tall and very special 
I think it's those utterly honest ones that are priceless!!! 
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| Jun 20 @ 12:32 PM |
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Jalon
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My name is Taofeek Olatunde,I am Single guy of 38 yrs.I am 1.85mm tall,I am honest, sincere, romantic and cultured guy.
It's taken awhile, but I know what I wanna be when I grow up...
I want to be a part of something special.
will not spruce up my profile, by telling you about our romantic walk at sunset on the beach, wading through 4"s of ocean spray, splashing like 2 teenagers in love, holding hands, stopping and embracing passionately, only to be geeked at by "amoureuse" sand fleas, hermit crabs and sea gulls. Or perhaps the second best walk, ya know, the one in the park, under a full moonlit sky, heading for our favorite bench and going at it,lol, but in this case only to be admired by "pooper scooping", if that, petlovers and their poochies...do i still sound like most other profiles ?
Would love to be the white knight who rescues you from the north tower of loneliness. Currently, I am trapped in a maze of metromess road reconstruction looking for the path to the tower that imprisons your heart. My armor's shine has dulled from previous battles of the sexes; however, the inflicted wounds have healed with no attached baggage
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| Jun 20 @ 4:08 PM |
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EvolvednReal
Posts: 46
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I had a funny profile experience on another site. After asking a man about his interests and hobbies, he changed his profile to read something along the lines of " have no hobbies, I'm fat & bald and all I do is sit around and watch tv." I swear it wasn't my fault!  I went easy on him, honest! Wow, talk about easily overwhelmed. Maybe I was the one woman too many who asked him about normal stuff? Who knows, it's a crazy-ass world out there in online date land. You have to wonder what provoked these little ditties  Yeah, have to admit, they make me laugh and stick in my memory a lot longer than the others
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| Jun 20 @ 5:28 PM |
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EvolvednReal
Posts: 46
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The Latest :
I WANT TO LIVE UNDER THE VOWS OF OBEYING A LADY
I am in full support of the Disciplinary wives club,and all of there rules.I volunteer to wear a chastity device,upon commitment of the relationship,and the lady holds the key.I will train, to become much like a malemaid.Most of all I want to live a D/s lifestyle,just like on castlerealm library site.
Oh Lord, why do I always get them?
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| Jun 20 @ 5:34 PM |
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EternalFlame
Posts: 3,279
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The best profile I know of belongs to a dear friend:
...I really love me. In fact if I was a lesbian I'd date myself but sadly I'm straight.
...I am the greatest you will ever see, the epitome of all you'll want to be...That rhymes.
...Sometimes I get really bitchy and take it out on others. Wanna hang out?
...I am what makes MD so fabulous. If it wasn't for me, well...Let's not get into that.
my idea of a great date:
My idea of a great date would be where you constantly tell me how great I am. I don't hear that enough and really need to hear it more often.
...Also bathe me in diamonds. I love them and am fed up of buying my own.
the person I would like to meet:
I'm looking for someone who is as great as I am but since I doubt I'll find that maybe I could settle for you but I doubt it. I'm fussy.
...Really I'm looking for the male me. ~*~
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| Jun 20 @ 7:08 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
Posts: 1,822
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I wonder who that could be?!?!? 
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| Jun 20 @ 7:10 PM |
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LadyTimeLord
Posts: 206
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oh my gosh!! That sums me up right there!
I'm looking for someone who is as great as I am but since I doubt I'll find that maybe I could settle for you but I doubt it. I'm fussy.
...Really I'm looking for the male me. ~*~
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| Jun 20 @ 7:19 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
Posts: 1,822
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im looking for a bad girl with a good side, who likes to cuddle and do relationship shit...
Im just your average guy stuck some where between geek and jock
is there a point to chatting. All you get is your heart broke because there's alwayys a guy better than you. I don't even though why I'm on this site to tell you the truth.
Hello,my name is dave and I am just looking for a bad girl
Six foot hunk of man meat available for your amusement - cums with a brain and an Izzardesque sense of humour
I would like to meet someone that,
(1) isn't an emotional cripple,
(2) doesn't sweat the small stuff.
(3) Is "Really Single"
(4) Is Really looking for someone and not just playing around.
and Last but not least ....Must be able to fit on the back of my bike with out causing a perpetual wheelie.
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| Jun 20 @ 7:21 PM |
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Aeromuse
Posts: 1,768
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That's awesome
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| Jun 20 @ 10:01 PM |
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missme165
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| Jun 20 @ 11:18 PM |
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j_goose
Posts: 1,954
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Hello,my name is dave and I am just looking for a bad girl
I think I got an email from him.....
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| Jun 20 @ 11:25 PM |
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scotlove674
Posts: 65
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if i remember correctly, i think it was here, but this guy said that he loved his grandmother so much that after his grandfather died he went to live and take care of her...which is very cool...i understand it because my best friend is her grandfather's caretaker...but then he said i liked using a webcam...all in the same paragraph...I sent him an email asking when he uses his webcam if it was before or after his grandmother went to bed...needless to say, he read it, but didn't respond.
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| Jun 20 @ 11:50 PM |
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Laidback742
Posts: 2,870
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Umm .. profiles have words....? Hell, i never get past the picture part most of the time.
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| Jun 21 @ 2:11 AM |
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daisy315
Posts: 4,135
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How 'bout redoing my profile Tilly.. I am so freaking boring... 
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| Jun 21 @ 8:20 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
Posts: 1,822
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Let me work on that for you girl! I'll try to make it "special"
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| Jun 21 @ 8:26 AM |
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daisy315
Posts: 4,135
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you do that hon... I'll give ya my password and you can write til your hearts content... 
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| Jun 21 @ 8:33 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 21,992
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Don't let her!!!!!!
Then again....I remember making one for someone a long time ago 
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| Jun 21 @ 8:36 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
Posts: 1,822
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I just bet you do! Wasn't I a sexual trainer or something like that?
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| Jun 21 @ 8:37 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 21,992
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You were a dirty dirty girl!
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| Jun 21 @ 8:40 AM |
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Loreli
Posts: 19,315
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OH! Do mine too, please? 
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