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Jun 21 @ 11:41 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
daisy315


Posts: 4,337
if anyone can breathe new life into a profile.. it's Tilly..
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Jun 21 @ 11:43 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
ThangelM8


Posts: 2,393
LOL.........this thread is great. After reading some of your profiles, I can see that all of you are having a real blast with this!
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Jun 21 @ 11:53 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
redtigr


Posts: 660
Daisy, I think she's exhausted from all the effort... and retired early...

That's what I get for logging on so late...

sigh...

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Jun 21 @ 11:58 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
daisy315


Posts: 4,337
she'll get her second wind shortly RT...
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Jun 22 @ 12:18 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
SallyF


Posts: 298
Red, I can hardly wait to see what she writes! This is being so much fun. I've had an increase in views of my profile, but I'm thinking that it's probably all of you checking to see if I REALLY put the new 'me' out there.
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Jun 22 @ 12:18 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


Posts: 3,623
once did a stint at "Live Girls" to pay off all my credit cards


OMG it's a whole new side of you I've never even IMAGINED was there! I knew I liked you, P!
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Jun 22 @ 12:22 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,600
Yep my number of views is up quite a bit also. But I know for a fact that many MDers who have been watching this thread have been viewing the new profiles. One even emailed me to tell me how much she was laughing!
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Jun 22 @ 12:43 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
redtigr


Posts: 660
EF :





I was damned good, too, let me tell you...
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Jun 22 @ 12:45 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


Posts: 3,623
Oh, I bet you were! Is there really that much money in it? Damn...woulda been easier than waiting tables!

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Jun 22 @ 12:55 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
redtigr


Posts: 660

You have to remember that My Life As A Dancer At The Live Show ..

was back in the early 1980's. I was newly single, unemployed, and very proud. I was determined to make it on my own even if it meant stripping for moolah so that I could reduce my debts and live within my means.

Twas quite an enlightening experience, I must say.

Nowadays, there is actual touching between the "performers" and the "audience".... ewwww..... Some of those guys were really scary.... Bad enough to have to walk through them (escorted by huge bouncer types) to get to the "stage." I can't imagine having to do lap dances and such...

But yeah, I made the equivalent of three or four thousand a week today.
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Jun 22 @ 1:06 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
daisy315


Posts: 4,337
too bad I can't wiggle my butt anymore....but then again.. maybe that's a good thang...
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Jun 22 @ 1:43 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
Redtigr....I'll do you first thing in the morning. I promise. And yep, you can take that any way you want!
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Jun 22 @ 6:10 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
equuisdancer


Posts: 320
Meems you picked the one thing that the smell of literally makes me ! I've had to move at concerts and ball games!! Not sure how I made it through college So far scammers like the profile!!

[Edited on 6/22/2008 7:53 AM]
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Jun 22 @ 9:17 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
Alrighty Redtirg, here is your headline....

Pandora and her Box...(of paints)

Kindness and intelligence is more important than looks, and let's be honest, I'm an artist. I can always just paint your nude body until it's appealing. I love to paint words, philosophy and animals, and I'm pretty darn sure I can do all that on one body if you hold still long enough. Creation is my passion. But you don't have to be an artist yourself, just be able to appreciate the beauty that is in front of you. And when the mood strikes, paint me with your tongue.

Like most independent women I find that time alone is necessary. If I don't get a chance to miss you, you just become an irritant, like a mosquito stuck in my hair. In fact, I think that the perfect relationship would involve two houses. Conjugal visits, and then get the hell out. I don't need to live with you to love you, in fact, I'll appreciate you and your tools all the more when they are only hauled out to get the job done right and then put back until the next time. There is no woman on earth who enjoys having a tool box spread open on her kitchen table while she is trying to cook.

I love animals, and I have found that their qualities of appreciating their meal, greeting me with enthusiasm when I come home, not crawling on top of me when I'm asleep, and general independence are the same traits I'm looking for in a man.

I'm looking for a man who understand that he's going to have to listen, pay attention, observe and watch in order to turn me on. That a woman has more erogenous zone than a man can ever comprehend. So come open this pandora's box and lay back and enjoy the ride.


please note * I did not spend more time on her's than anyone elses. She just had a good deal of information to work with in her original profile!
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Jun 22 @ 10:39 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Gallows_Humor


Posts: 8,063
this one is excellent......~*~
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Jun 22 @ 11:12 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Annie544


Posts: 237
Im thinking Redtiger may want to make that permanent on her profile.
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Jun 22 @ 11:25 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
mailorderannie


Posts: 5,923
I agree...its good
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Jun 22 @ 11:37 AM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
Thank you ladies....Thank you...

Now after a week, if you don't feel that my profiles have made much of a differance, then I challenge you to allow Goose to re-write them for you. The number he did on my profile last night has allowed the emails to pour in.

And really, think about it....when is the last time a man actually read your whole profile?
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Jun 22 @ 12:08 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Loreli


Posts: 20,319
I don't think they do!

You did an excellent job on all of them!
And yes-RTs should be permanent!
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Jun 22 @ 12:26 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,600
I'd like to thank you too Tilly. I've gotten much more scammer mail than usual!
I did get one authentic email but after exchanging a few emails, he disappeared into the MD mist.
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