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Jun 21 @ 6:01 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Angel178


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so you are reallllly happy
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Jun 21 @ 6:03 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
pamdemonium


Posts: 14,546
Goose...you are the MAN!! You're Tilly in male form.

Oh, crap...you could easily take my place. More than easily, with your
equipment. What now?

I love you, Tilly.

[Edited on 6/21/2008 6:05 PM]
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Jun 21 @ 6:05 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
Your an ass Goose! I made you sound GOOD!

Here is your headline


I'm a taken man.....

Or she better take me soon or I'm going back on the market. They don't call me "fresh meat" for nothing. I'm a writer of fables and erotica. Sometimes it's a fine line between the two. I'm always looking for inspiration (or just simple plagiarism) So if you have a few ideas of what you would like to do to me, pass them along. Ill try to fit you into my next story.

I'm 6'4, and I know this causes many women to try to visualize just how a tall man would make love to them. If this is your curiousity as well, again, drop me a line. I have a few ideas. Or, you can just picture yourself playing naked twister with me and that should give you a pretty good idea.

I'm a carpenter by trade. This has allowed me to spend countless hours manipulating and molding wood. Hammering and nailing until it's just perfect. When are as good as I am, you can make some damn good money drilling wood.

And last but not least...a little know fact about me is that Goose is my last name. My full name is actually C.C. Goose. Yes ladies, that stands for Clit Commander Goose.


One week. Change your profile Jim.
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Jun 21 @ 6:07 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
daisy315


Posts: 4,337
Holy Chit !... phenomenal !
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Jun 21 @ 6:07 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
pamdemonium


Posts: 14,546
Tilly why would you think goose would make a NICE profile for a woman he's interested in?
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Jun 21 @ 6:08 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Angel178


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Jun 21 @ 6:10 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
I made everybody sound hot and horny and I'm just disabled and lop-sided! I'm changing my picture so they know not to expect much!
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Jun 21 @ 6:10 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Angel178


Posts: 22,964
OMG....they all really did post them!
I looked at their profiles and I almost fell over! Can you imagine the e-mails they will get!
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Jun 21 @ 6:11 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
j_goose


Posts: 1,952
You can't embarass me, pammie. You should know that by now...


Yeah, I'm interested, Duh!!!!






BTW, Tilly...it's changed. Hell I'll go longer than a week.
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Jun 21 @ 6:11 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


Posts: 3,623
I would be happy to. But I AM listing myself as your lesbain lover!

Nothing less than the truth, you sexy b*tch. Do me like you know you wanna
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Jun 21 @ 6:13 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
You know I can't post it here, don't you EF? I mean you HAVE seen what I wrote on my profile over there. I went balls to the wall on that one!

Yeah, I'm interested, Duh!!!!



Then why did you make me sound so damn....street trash!!!

[Edited on 6/21/2008 6:13 PM]
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Jun 21 @ 6:13 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


Posts: 3,623
Der? Email...I'm loggin on over there to change my profile
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Jun 21 @ 6:15 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
j_goose


Posts: 1,952
Then why did you make me sound so damn....street trash!!!


Well, gotta keep all the hot dudes away.....
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Jun 21 @ 6:16 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Loreli


Posts: 20,319
I peeked too, Angel
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Jun 21 @ 6:16 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,604
Oh my gosh!! I can't stop laughing!!
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Jun 21 @ 6:17 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


Posts: 3,623
*checks email compulsively*
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Jun 21 @ 6:19 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Angel178


Posts: 22,964
Loreli!

EF has a profile on AMD?

I would never go over to the dark side



















EF....you didn't see me did you?
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Jun 21 @ 6:19 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
mailorderannie


Posts: 5,923
Oh, these are fabulous! I want one too!!! please?
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Jun 21 @ 6:20 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
I'll do ya Annie! I've got Goose doing EF's AMD profile.

Mine over there is done...so copying mine!!
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Jun 21 @ 6:22 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,604
Do I get my money back if I get no emails during this week??
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