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Jun 21 @ 6:24 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
SallyF


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Another braveheart steps up to the plate.....mixed metaphor, I know. This is a kick!
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Jun 21 @ 6:24 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
mailorderannie


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money? these cost MONEY? lol
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Jun 21 @ 6:27 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,598
No Annie and I need to remember that you get what you pay for!
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Jun 21 @ 6:29 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


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ROFL Angel....I've had my AMD profile for a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time, but never used it. When I went back in there, it was cancelled, so I got the same user name and started again. I only went over there to see what Meems was doing, I swear.... I've only gotten ONE email since I signed up...some guy sent me pics of his peepee. It's scary over there
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Jun 21 @ 6:29 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
mailorderannie


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Sign...EXACTLY!
EF...even peeking over there makes me feel dirty

[Edited on 6/21/2008 6:30 PM]
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Jun 21 @ 6:29 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822
Here you go Annie!!!

HERE is your headline...



Sensuous and senile...

An attractive combination I know. It allows me to have numerous lovers without the guilt of having to remember any of the details. Every time is like the first time. And aren't you glad? I love going on road trips, and I have found that my life's mantra of "The ride is just as important as the destination" applies to most things in life.

I am looking to be a man's best friend and playmate. So grab a bottle of oil and help me wiggle out of these jeans. Make me feel like a GIRL!! I'm not looking for perfection. I know that with most things in life, you have to start small. But after a little love and attention, I have found that things grow to my satisfaction.

I would prefer a non-smoker, or better yet, a reformed smoker. I realize what an oral habit smoking is and am more than willing to wean a man off with patience and caring.


Enjoy!
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Jun 21 @ 6:31 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


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OMG that's GOOD!
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Jun 21 @ 6:31 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
mailorderannie


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I'm lovin it!

I think I should add that I'm now homeless...who knows who will offer me his bed?
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Jun 21 @ 6:31 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


Posts: 1,822


EF?????

Goose has your profile done.... Check your MAIL!!!!!
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Jun 21 @ 6:32 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
signme


Posts: 9,598
Oh I love the SENSUOUS AND SENILE!!
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Jun 21 @ 6:32 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
Angel178


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EF.....I haven't been there in about 8 months....I ran into a few people from here over there...you would be amazed, different personalities



.....shhhhh, Nat is there.....



No place for an like me...







[Edited on 6/21/2008 6:34 PM]
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Jun 21 @ 6:33 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


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Now I hope you people have noticed that I am actually working off of information that was already IN your profiles. I've just juiced you up a bit. Except for Goose. His was well...unique....
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Jun 21 @ 6:33 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


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Which email??? And Goose did it? Oh crap, I'm in trouble.
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Jun 21 @ 6:33 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
j_goose


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The guys are going to go ape shit over there.....
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Jun 21 @ 6:34 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
EternalFlame


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OMG



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Jun 21 @ 6:35 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


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Thanks for mentioning me in her profile Goose....
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Jun 21 @ 6:35 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
SallyF


Posts: 298
Yes, Tilly, I noticed----interesting paraphrasing.....lol

Annie, I'm laughing to tears here! Can't wait to hear about any responses to these 'updated' profiles
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Jun 21 @ 6:36 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
j_goose


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Ef, I figured short and right to the point.

You should get all sorts of PeePee pics now...
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Jun 21 @ 6:36 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
LaughTillYaPuke


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Do you LOVE it EF????

lickity-slit!
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Jun 21 @ 6:38 PM EXCELLENT Profiles!!!    
j_goose


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