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Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?


Jun 25 @ 9:40 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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It pinches. It rides up yer bum. It slides off your hips(and sometimes all the way down your legs, which is especially charming if one is wearing a skirt.) It digs into your shoulders creating a permanent groove. You have cup overflow. You cannot escape it. It's all you can think about

But do you pitch it out and be done with it? No. Because it's cute. And you're too thrifty (read cheap) to throw away a perfectly good garment

Can I get a hell yeah?

Incidentally, Aerosmith's "Rag Doll" has the perfect beat to attempt a thong retrieval from ass crack. Just pretend you're dancing
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Jun 25 @ 10:08 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
meanjolene


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Hilarious!

There's nothing worse than an emergency of the underwear kind. I have been known to make a quick stop in at K or Wal to remedy same...
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Jun 25 @ 10:13 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
robodad


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You have cup overflow.
They come in cups, like bras?
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Jun 25 @ 10:16 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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I had a wonky clasp issue today mean. You wriggle to relieve the pain and look like you should be wearing tassels and a boa
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Jun 25 @ 10:17 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
1stsignofspring


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You have cup overflow. You cannot escape it. It's all you can think about


My 17 yr old daughter points out frequently to me and says...."Mom! You have 4 boobs!" Yes...that is annoying....

Oh..and HELL YEAH!!!

[Edited on 6/25/2008 10:18 PM]
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Jun 25 @ 10:18 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Jalon


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i've had these undies you speak of...that slide off of your hips...makes church interesting when your undies are bunched down inside your pants, no doubt leaving a "ridge" right across your lower buttocks

cup over flow is simply a bra that is the WRONG SIZE...shame on you!
(it helps to keep a bra or two of the size up for that swollen booby time of month)
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Jun 25 @ 10:21 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Jalon


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Speaking of cup over flow, one day earlier this month I was tugging on the cup of my bra to alleviate the "swell" and the fabric escaped my fingertips, sending my fist flying up to my chin! I actually punched myseld in the face!! Luckily, it was in the back hallway at work so no one saw me!
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Jun 25 @ 10:23 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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1stsign

Jalon it may be the wrong size but it's so cute!

*subdues girls, preventing yet another pre-emptive escape*

You two are grounded!
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Jun 25 @ 10:26 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
meanjolene


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Oh yeah, the cuteness thing...cute for some, cruel for others. Pass the ill-fits along to a very good friend or your sis and save yourself the agony! It's so not worth it!

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Jun 25 @ 10:26 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
meanjolene


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Oh yeah, the cuteness thing...cute for some, cruel for others. Pass the ill-fits along to a very good friend or your sis and save yourself the agony! It's so not worth it!

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Jun 25 @ 10:27 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
meanjolene


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OOps
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Jun 25 @ 10:29 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
1stsignofspring


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Speaking of cup over flow, one day earlier this month I was tugging on the cup of my bra to alleviate the "swell" and the fabric escaped my fingertips, sending my fist flying up to my chin! I actually punched myseld in the face!! Luckily, it was in the back hallway at work so no one saw me!

OMG!!!! I have done that before...I swear I have!!!

HELL YEAHHHH!!!
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Jun 25 @ 10:29 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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Speaking of cup over flow, one day earlier this month I was tugging on the cup of my bra to alleviate the "swell" and the fabric escaped my fingertips, sending my fist flying up to my chin! I actually punched myseld in the face!! Luckily, it was in the back hallway at work so no one saw me!



That's why it's better to adjust from the bottom, but hard to pull off on the subway
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Jun 25 @ 10:33 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
robodad


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All this talk about ill-fitting underwear is making me itchy
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Jun 25 @ 10:34 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
1stsignofspring


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I make a quick look for people and then make my adjustment.....fast!!! I'm getting pretty good now....
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Jun 25 @ 10:34 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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Then my work here is done robo!

I want everyone to feel my pain
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Jun 25 @ 10:36 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
1stsignofspring


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Robo...don't they make something for "jock itch?"
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Jun 25 @ 10:37 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
BandTMom


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I go for comfort!

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Jun 25 @ 10:39 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Gallows_Humor


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~rag doll ~
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Jun 25 @ 10:41 PM Is there anything more annoying than ill- fitting underwear?    
Aeromuse


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[QUOTE]I make a quick look for people and then make my adjustment.....fast!!! I'm getting pretty good now..[/iQUOTE]

1stsign

Ditto! I'm a regular Quick Draw McGraw of the brasierre world
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