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j_goose
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Ok, here it is the long awaited (well not really, I just made it up) "Horrorscope" thread.
Give us your birthday and we'll give you a free reading.
And our foresite is 100% accurate or your money back.
(Which is good sonce you aren't paying a damn nickel for this service)
Who's the first victim.....erm....costomer?
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| Jun 30 @ 8:06 PM |
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simirae
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12/18
[edited to remove year since see's no one else putting that part up  ]
[Edited on 6/30/2008 8:13 PM]
[Edited on 6/30/2008 8:14 PM]
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| Jun 30 @ 8:06 PM |
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BandTMom
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Pick me, pick me.
4/10
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| Jun 30 @ 8:12 PM |
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Loreli
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8/10
(Leo)
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| Jun 30 @ 8:12 PM |
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j_goose
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12-18-1989
Sagittarius..
In the coming months you will recieve an unexpected gift from an unexpected source. The signs are VERY clear. It will be something you really DON'T want. In fact, it's something smelly and gross. I'd advise you NOT to open the package. It's a pair of old Gym Socks and a Jock Strap worn by the entire US Greco Roman Wrestling Team.
Sorry about your luck.
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| Jun 30 @ 8:14 PM |
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simirae
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 ewww..
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| Jun 30 @ 8:17 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Loreli the Leo....
THIS is your year! And man 'o man are you gonna find a man! He's gonna make you pure like a kitten and spoil you rotten. The downside? (and there's always a downside...we're talking about men here) He's a hermaphrodite. But hey....everyone has flaws. And let's be honest, there is nothing like a man who is mysterious! 
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| Jun 30 @ 8:18 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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You do Mom GooseMan! 
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| Jun 30 @ 8:18 PM |
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j_goose
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4/10
Geeze Mom, first you want a profile, now a horrorscope?
Ok, here it goes...
Aries...
Tomorrow, you will hear a voice in your head, and feel a hand on your shoulder. It's confusing at first then calming and wonderful. As you are about to drop to your knees and praise god and follow in the footsteps of our friend, Hammertime, You will come to the realization that it's NOT the voice of God, but one of your repressed multiple personalities telling you to run through your home town wearing just the front half of a horse costume yelling, "WHERE"S MY ASS? WHERE"S MY ASS?"
Sorry, but that's what the stars say...
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| Jun 30 @ 8:25 PM |
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BandTMom
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I feel it coming on!
Yeah, Goose, Mom's greedy tonight.
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| Jun 30 @ 8:27 PM |
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Loreli
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a new question to ask potential dates.....
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| Jun 30 @ 8:28 PM |
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BandTMom
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Watch the newspapers for my ass pic!
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| Jun 30 @ 8:32 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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a new question to ask potential dates.....
The Puke suggests that you just cop a cheap feel and get that out of the way from the start. You wouldn't want to waste your time on any old regular man when you know that a good one (with a goody bag) is waiting right around the corner!!!
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| Jun 30 @ 8:33 PM |
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j_goose
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Goody bag....
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| Jun 30 @ 8:34 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
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1-10-53
6:35AM
in Chilicothe, Missouri
(In case you need the latitude & longitude)
And since I post far, far less than I did in the past ....
You know little to nothing about me, huh?
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| Jun 30 @ 8:36 PM |
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j_goose
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You're up, Puke. RN needs a read....
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| Jun 30 @ 8:45 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Capricorn eh? Same as my daughter. The stars say that you are a sassy thing and should be spanked more often than not. Your mouth has gotten you into more than a few pickles before. But....it just means that your going to have to pucker up and kiss and make-up.
I see a pair of panty's under a car seat. They're yours I'm pretty sure, but you'll want to run out and get them as your mechanic has been collecting them for years. (Not just your's...)
The door dings. They drive you nuts. You check your car every time you leave Wal-Mart. It's no great mystery really...it's the kids from the Ronald McDonald house. They watch you slip your change into your bra and never into the plexi-glass donation bin.
You're going to burn in hell for that....
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Do me Goose!! Do me!!!
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| Jun 30 @ 8:48 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
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Love it
Love it
Love it!!!
& ya know, Tilly ... if you get out this way to visit a certain goose (assuming the camping thing goes fabulously) ... We should all meet for lunch or ... something.
We're just a few miles apart.
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broomhilda
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07/23/76
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