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Aeromuse
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Ok, this is one of the plethora of things that totally piss me off behind the wheel. Some dingleberry will pull out of a lot/driveway/whatever cutting you off and then proceed to drive at 20 miles an hour. It makes me want to get out, run up to their driver's side window(and I probably could considering my anger-fueled adrenaline level and the fact they're going at a snail's pace), and seriously smack a bitch up. If you're going to poop along like that, why is it so important that you get in front of me??? 
Feel free to share your own driving pet peeves. It's better and safer than brandishing an uzi on 95!
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:35 PM |
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lazareth
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cell phones I see more arsewipes yakking on the cell phones doing the dumbest chit..... If ya gotta talk that dang bad..... pull over and get out of my way
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:44 PM |
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BeachCrete
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How come all the people that drive faster than us we call idiots...and all the people that drive slower than us we call arseholes?  
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:44 PM |
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ShnFar
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Some dinglespazz pulls out of front of me. They drive 15 feet down the road. They don't give a signal and make a complete stop to make a right hand turn.................
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:47 PM |
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Aeromuse
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I'll second that Laz! Get off the god damned phone! My life and safety are far more important than any inane converation you might be having!
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:47 PM |
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SaintBacon
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Cell phones is one of my big bitches too! I spend a lot of time on a motorcycle and so the risk is even greater for not being noticed by an inattentive driver...and you can't be very damn attentive if you have a cell phone pressed to your head! And Muse, I relate to you as well. Here in Kansas it's not uncommon to be driving on a highway and have a farmer pull out right in front of you and proceed to move down the road at a whopping 15 -20 mph.  I can't imagine driving in a large urban area...I don't have the patience for that!!!
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:48 PM |
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Aeromuse
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How come all the people that drive faster than us we call idiots...and all the people that drive slower than us we call arseholes?
Because it's true dammit! 
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 2:53 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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Don't drive below the speed limit and get pissed off when I tailgate you, assholes from Pennsylvania.
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 4:26 PM |
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mangolover60
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On a two lane highway, I set the cruise control to the speed limit or a little below. Then *everybody* passes me. I don't have to touch a thing! I just sit there and relax. 
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 6:35 PM |
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BandTMom
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Green means GO, dammit!
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:01 PM |
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Aeromuse
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Testify Mom! I get sick so of yelling "IT AIN'T GONNA GET ANY @#%$# GREENER SHITMUNCH!"
Why do people drive stupid and make me have to raise my voice? And finger? 
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:04 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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SHITMUNCH
Thank you for this insult that I will use in my next rant blog. 
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:08 PM |
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Aeromuse
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Thank LGQ. I have better, but I think they're a little - coarse - for this venue
And I love the fcknuggets that SLOW DOWN on the on-ramp. Way to get us all killed! If yer- a-sceered of the highway - stay the hell off it
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:11 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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I thought I made up the word f***nugget 0_0
Nothing's too coarse for here. At least not for me.
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:15 PM |
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Aeromuse
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Not even "STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE YA GOAT F*LCHING C*CKSMOOCH?
And I've been using fcknugget for years. Great minds and all that rot
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:29 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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You are my type of woman.
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:34 PM |
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youbetcha
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Aero I was seriously considering starting a thread like this the other day at work and then forgot, so thanks!!!!!!!!
Where I currently live, it's a 4 lane or 2 lane Highway. If we're on a 4 laner (2 per side fer da idjusts) if you make me put on my breaks unnecessarily, you just pissed me off. I'll set my cruise at somewhere between 5 to 10mph over the speed limit suggestion - and try to hang out in the right lane, because there are plenty of people doing 10 to 20 mph over, but if they can scoot past me before I am tailgating the car in front of me, then I get pissed. If someone pulls in front of me and makes me put on my brakes, I get pissed. It's mostly all about the brakes with me. I don't like being cutt off period, cuz that means I have to hit my breaks which menas you assumed I'd see you. That's just about as smart as a pedestrian walking across main street in a crosswalk, without looking to see if anyone has stopped for them, just because they have that right. Another pedestrian pet peeve is when the cross at an angle
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:48 PM |
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BandTMom
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Just because a cop has someone pulled over on the side of the road does not mean traffic has to come to a stand still.
Move it, losers. It may be you next and do you want everyone looking at you??
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 7:55 PM |
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keeno
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here's my gripe,
F****** HARLEY RIDERS who drive parade speed (usually 10 less than the posted speed)
if i'm on one of the bikes i can usually get around them but in my little car, often it takes some time.
i swear this happened a couple of weeks ago. i passed 4 harley guys on my way to dinner. yes i was riding my sporty. i got to the restaurant and ordered my food, got my beverage, when they all walked in. the dumb f**ks were laughing and joking about how fast they had been cruisin' all i did was stand up and say "didn't i pass you assholes on the way here?" no fight ensued, but they did quiet down.
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| Aug 15, 2008 @ 8:07 PM |
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Aeromuse
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You are my type of woman.
Back atcha babe 
Keeno - you're lucky it didn't end with you dancing on the bar in white platform loafers to "tequila"
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