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Technologic
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At the infertility clinic I had to produce a specimen for Invitro-Fertilization. I sat in the waiting room while my wife was in an examination room getting eggs extracted. There were other men around and the scene was similar to that of riding a subway. It's real quiet and no one is making eye contact.
Suddenly the door busts open and this man stands at the head of the room in front of us all. He's a 6'8", 300+lbs black man and with the deepest live voice ever! My name rumbles through the room. I'm instantly not in the mood to go to my little room to perform the dirty deed but I get up and go with him anyway. The guy is so big he barely fits down the hallway.
He opens the door to my room and with a big smile say's "Here ya go. If you need it there's a nice selection of VHS stimulation material in the cabinet under the T.V." He points to sink and say's, "I placed a cup with your name on it on the sink. Put your ejaculate in the cup and seal the lid tightly. Wash your hands and ring this buzzer on the wall. Take your time... OK"
I look him in the eye and with little hesitation out comes "Isn't there a busty nurse in a short skirt you could call to come by here real quick?" He looked at me and asked "why?". I said, "Because if you're the last person I see before I do this its going to be a long time to get the image of you out of my mind."
He laughed real hard and walked off.
I think I was in there for an hour.
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:29 PM |
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waiting41
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Disregard this 
[Edited on 1/4/2006 6:36 PM]
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:39 PM |
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Technologic
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Oh com' on! It's what you've been Waiting for!
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:41 PM |
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waiting41
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But only you and I know that 
Where's Gaystar.....this forum might excite him 
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:43 PM |
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spongebob777
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Now that Ive got it, do I mail it somewhere or what?
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:45 PM |
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Technologic
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HA! I see you caught my type-o on the other forum.
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 7:06 PM |
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waiting41
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 Ariel Sharon is dying.
 Sorry, off topic......what can I say about this topic?
Why don't they have porn magazines in these rooms? Videos? Or let you take a woman in? Do they give you lotion? What DO they do to make your visit........er.......um......well, an enjoyable one so you will want to return?
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 2:05 AM |
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buni
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I think they should just hook them up to a machine that kinda works like when you milk a cow or something...
I'm just kidding!!! 
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 7:15 AM |
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devonguy
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“I think I was in there for an hour.”
So the video’s ware pretty ‘hot’ then???
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 7:26 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Well if they offered you more then just a video then they`d have to charge you more for services rendered
Do they charge for that?..if not they probably would
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 10:51 AM |
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t_h_e_b_r_a_t
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But still funny bunny. I have told a few that men made themselves obsolete when they came up with sperm banks.
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 7:55 PM |
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mangolover60
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I think they should just hook them up to a machine that kinda works like when you milk a cow or something...
Ah, "A Boy and His Dog". Great movie.
Don Johnson's first.
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 11:56 PM |
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Angel54214
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You mean they don't have drive through deposits yets??
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| Jan 6, 2006 @ 11:42 AM |
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Mischief484
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Why did you have to actually go into the office to do the deed? I did it in the comfort of home.
After my vasectomy, I had to provide three semen samples for the lab, approximately 3-5 days apart. The procedure was not considered successful until I had three straight that came up with no swimmers.
I used matchdoctor to find a willing 'assistant.'
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