| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:15 PM |
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Skydognc
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ok........ so im sitting on the phone with precious puss, my stomach is grumbling so loud, it measured on the earthquake meter cause I hadnt ate since yesterday.. Does PP care? ... (save that for a blog)............. anyhew..............
She FINALLY gets off the phone and I run to the kitchen. Hmmm Macaroni noodles and spaghetti sauce, quick.easy....... the dog can handle this! 
I put the big pot of water on the stove, and turn it on high to boil..... the little pot on the other burner to simmer..... As I am walking from the fridge with the jar of sauce I am thnking, this crap needs to be shaken, its been sitting idol in there for months. So I shake the hell out of it, forgetting I had already loosened the top..... Sauce everywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spend a half hour cleaning the counter, stove, and floor...... I am so pissed, I go outside for a smoke.......
I come back all calmed downand shit and I slip on the floor that I had just cleaned with lysol,and land on my ass ! Still determined to eat...... I finally get the sauce in the pan......
as I am looking at the stove I realize I have the big pot of water on the little burner and the little pot of sauce on the big burner... so I switch them........ then go into the living room to check email. I keep hearing this strange noise in the kitchen but ignore it. ..
When I finally go into the kitchen, I realized I switched the pots but didnt adjust them temps...... Spaghetti sauce everywhere ! On the range hood, the whole face of the stove covered with now baked on burned sauce, the floor, counters appliances............
I realized the pan was beyond salvage, tossed the whole damn thing into the garbage, and am now enjoying my 5th beer for dinner !
The moral to this story........
this is why dogs are so loyal and faityhful to their owner ! 
Precious puss always says, if you ever get stressed, to be sure and call her...... so I did !
NO ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So help me out MD......... share your recipe for disaster, so I won't feel like such a complete (drunken) du'Mass!
[Edited on 11/17/2008 9:21 PM]
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:20 PM |
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Aeromuse
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You know I'm a screener doofus. Talk to the machine and I'll pick up. Maybe 
Classic sweetheart. Now step away from the stove. Forever
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:21 PM |
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Skydognc
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listen to your voicemail precious bitch!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:25 PM |
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Aeromuse
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You didn't leave a message Simple McSimpleton - you hung up 
And besides- SOMEONE insisted I soak in the tub, so that's what I was doing
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:25 PM |
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your_princess
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i think this is why they created tv dinners...for some, its just more safe!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:25 PM |
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mystery2u888
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You need to call...... for Pizza now  and drink some more of that beer  sorry doggie...... 
I hope your night gets better.........I knew it was just a matter of time.....u'd be talkin that way again 
U may reply
xoxo
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:26 PM |
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willowy1
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Dominoes delivers!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:27 PM |
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Skydognc
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i think this is why they created tv dinners...for some, its just more safe!
this is not helping !
and ummmmmm precious puss........
I LEFT A MESSAGE !
I tole you if you didnt pick up, I was gonna take a flame thrower to this house!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:28 PM |
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Aeromuse
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i think this is why they created tv dinners...for some, its just more safe!
amen sistah!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:28 PM |
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Skydognc
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Laff it up bitches !
jus a lil (very lil) humor at the starving dog's expense!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:30 PM |
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your_princess
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this is not helping !
Yeah? CRY!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:30 PM |
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robodad
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And besides- SOMEONE insisted I soak in the tub, so that's what I was doing I can almost picture this setting
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:30 PM |
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Loreli
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It happened because you forgot the Parmesan......really 
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:30 PM |
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Aeromuse
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I LEFT A MESSAGE !
I tole you if you didnt pick up, I was gonna take a flame thrower to this house!
No messages. You're hallucinating again sweetheart.
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:31 PM |
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willowy1
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I am just impressed that you spent a half hour cleaning!  
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:32 PM |
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Skydognc
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now baby.... press the lil button that says.......
voice mail ON!
( she is an electronic guru!)
.... will someone please slap the shit out of lil princess !
I am just impressed that you spent a half hour cleaning
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!
Im feelin like charlie fkn brown here !
[Edited on 11/17/2008 9:33 PM]
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:32 PM |
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mystery2u888
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Doggie is slip sliding away  ........there on beer..................be careful
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:33 PM |
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your_princess
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Laff it up bitches !
jus a lil (very lil) humor at the starving dog's expense!
I should hope you expected more than just the pity party to do the coddling! We like to keep things well balanced around here 
Doggie is slip sliding away
im going to schlip n schlide on my schlip n schlide all nite long and its gonna be schweeet!!
[Edited on 11/17/2008 9:35 PM]
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:33 PM |
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Aeromuse
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Robo that is perfect!
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| Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:34 PM |
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Aeromuse
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now baby.... press the lil button that says.......
voice mail ON!
Once again.... NO new voicemail.
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