| Dec 4, 2008 @ 9:27 AM |
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RareQuestor
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...you drop your last bowl of breakfast cereal on the floor right after you have added milk to it.
...you are only attracted to petite women and 95% of the women who admire you are BBW.
...you get a paper cut opening a Christmas card.
...you drop a heavy bar of soap on your toes while showering and then bash your head on the shower door when you bend over to pick it up.
...you remove your girlfriend's bra and the strap snaps back into your face and blinds you.
...you throw out your back while trying to trim your toenails.
...your morning wood brushes against the icy steel sink as you stagger into the bathroom on a cold winter morning. Aaack!
...you spill a can of paint on the carpet while painting your home and realize that you forgot to use a drop cloth.
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 10:08 AM |
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luvmycats
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...you spill a can of paint on the carpet while painting your home and realize that you forgot to use a drop cloth. 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 1:51 PM |
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Fender
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And not that I'm gonna tell you anything new here...But what's wrong with Big Boobed Broads?
I couldn't resist...Sorry.
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 2:07 PM |
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SensualGemini
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Rare:...you remove your girlfriend's bra and the strap snaps back into your face and blinds you.
...Well, there you go... now blind and until one realizes that Braille is not so difficult, one can now date the other 95%! 
...Who would have thought... going blind, could increase dating by 1900%. 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 2:16 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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RQ, ...you drop a heavy bar of soap on your toes while showering and then bash your head on the shower door when you bend over to pick it up.
....could have been a lot worse, if you were an inmate in San Quentin when you did that! 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 2:31 PM |
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 2:57 PM |
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Coven4nt
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when rapists, murderes, warlords walk free and the innocent are raped, murdered, another number counting for the genocide statistics.
fair enough ? 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 3:04 PM |
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RareQuestor
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Dude, this is intended to be a lighthearted thread - not a litany of evil and misery. You need to tune your sense of humor. 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 3:12 PM |
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Fender
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RQ,
...you drop a heavy bar of soap on your toes while showering and then bash your head on the shower door when you bend over to pick it up.
....could have been a lot worse, if you were an inmate in San Quentin when you did that!
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:33 PM |
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your_princess
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...your morning wood brushes against the icy steel sink as you stagger into the bathroom on a cold winter morning. Aaack!
now thats a visual.
Youre about to orgasm and you get a leg cramp from hell!
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:39 PM |
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Skydognc
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your lover informs you she is having her period, 15 minutes after taking 3 viagra's!
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:41 PM |
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Winnie4010
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That's when you keep using that "right hand" 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:47 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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That's when you keep using that "right hand"
Hell no Red Wing Commander!!! You roll out the plastic and don the galoshes...it's gonna be a bloody mess....
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:49 PM |
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Skydognc
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:52 PM |
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Carol386
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your lover takes 3 Viagra and is still unable to perform 
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 7:54 PM |
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Winnie4010
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 8:11 PM |
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Skydognc
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she begs you for sex,
because her vibe just died!
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 8:13 PM |
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Winnie4010
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That would mean "you're lucky"
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 8:14 PM |
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Skydognc
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You drink all your beer for the week, the night you put up your xmas tree........
then you have to stare at it sober, for a whole week knowing how much better it would look if you were totally shit-face!
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| Dec 4, 2008 @ 8:28 PM |
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Silver1961
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I think it's pretty cruel every time I wake up with a great erection, and there's no woman there to share it with
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