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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 6:13 AM |
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crouchingtiger
Posts: 425
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This is time to tell it all
Yes, what stupid thing did you do that now you see as funny or what did
a family member do that you love telling every one about and yes the
guilty party also laughs about it, now?
I will start this off for all of you
My dad tells this story often of mom because she is such a fantastic cook.
I will put this into his voice for you.
"When we were first married and living on our first farm over by Webb, Iowa, my wife one morning made pancakes. It smelled so good as I came in from feeding and milking the cows.
My wife had the plate filled with piping hot and good smelling cakes.
I took one, loaded it with butter and syrup and took one bite and spit it out.
My wife looked at me asking what was the problem.
I told her to take a taste.
She did and she also spit out her bite.
We looked at each other and said,
Feed these to the dog and lets go into town for breakfast.
So, I took the cakes to the door and threw them into the freshly fallen snow.
Our dog, Shep, took one snif and proceeded to kick snow onto the cakes burying them into the snow bank.
Me and my wife just stood there and could not help but laugh."
So, there, that starts it out.
Now
fess up yourself or your family friend.
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 6:42 AM |
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drs297
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when about 13 -14 a bunch of us from neighborhood were hiding around the entrance throwing snowballs at the cars as they drove by.. I saw a car coming grabbed a handful and gave it a nice good hard throw... CRASH, WHACK , BOOM. The whole side window exploded out, it was a ice ball and the car was a cop car..
Holy, handcuffs batman.. all my buddies took off running and I was just laying there crying from laughing.. Needless to say, it was a long night for my parents..
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 10:17 AM |
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crouchingtiger
Posts: 425
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did you get your butt bruised for it?
Tell me, did the cop have any bit of humor in this at all?
        
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 12:43 PM |
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drs297
Posts: 4,862
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lets say the cop was less than happy about it..
had to pay to fix the window and probation. parents pretty much gave up on ass whooping couple of years before that with all the trouble I would get in.
nowadays they would put the parents in jail with the way the laws are
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 3:40 PM |
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KAOS2007
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 3:41 PM |
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KAOS2007
Posts: 8,201
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I knew you were trouble.
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 4:06 PM |
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Merchitown
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Grandaddy told me this story attempting to show me how boys and men generally are and what kind of woman not to be. All I got out of it was a huge laugh.
This is Grandaddy speaking:
When I was about 16 I was seeing this pretty young thing, I didn't really care for her, she was just cute. Well one night, she decided she couldn't wait to see me that Friday, she had to see me immediately. She snuck into the bedroom window and slipped into bed. My Daddy jumped outta bed cursin' and hollerin', yellin' at ME as if I don't have 3 other brothers....She ran outta the house cryin' her eyes out. Nope, I didn't see her Friday, she didn't have brains enough to find the right window.
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 5:22 PM |
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Carol386
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It was 4th of July and my older brother and a bunch of friends went "downtown" to watch the fireworks - he was 13 at the time - one of his buddies dared him to light off some firecrackers (they were illegal in IN at the time) - well just as he did a cop drove by so he threw them in the first place he saw - unfortunatly, it happed to be the night deposit for one of the largest banks in town - and it was a Sunday night  My brother just turned 50 and I still think he's grounded
I love having an older brother and learning from his mistakes - certainly taught me how NOT to do things!
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| Dec 5, 2008 @ 6:04 PM |
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Coven4nt
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few time after being in sea for training me and some guys decided to hit one of the most famous streets of Lisbon for the weekend.
so after we arrived we decided to put on our gala uniforms and there we go to have some fun, we entered a bar and started drinking when one of our brothers (god rest hes soul) decided to get some action for the night with one of the "bar girls" not bartender.
he finaly convinced "her" to go on a good "deed" and he rented a room on the residential next to the bar.
me and the rest of the guys stayed back when after a while we seen the guy screaming going down the street runnig, fully naked with the clothes on hes hands, we went after him and eventualy we managed to cought him just about 500 meters away behind a dumpster dressing himself.
we asked him what the hell happened and he just kept saying "she is a dude", after a while once he calmed down and after we asked so many times how the hell did he discover that, he said: "my mom made me a perfect man, i know how many body parts i got, yet when i leaned over i grabed 4 balls instead of 2".
that was a laughing night for me.
RIP
corp. H. Paulino
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| Dec 6, 2008 @ 9:16 AM |
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crouchingtiger
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Come on folks,
non of you have a funny bone or a wacky experience from your youth. There isn't something you can't tell bout yourself, or family member.
This is the time of the year to fill this up with humorous stories of self, family member, frien or co worker.
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| Dec 6, 2008 @ 9:32 AM |
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sensuouswoman
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Well I just locked my keys in the van and I had a breakfast date 
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| Dec 6, 2008 @ 5:00 PM |
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Jankia
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There was the night back in the seventies when being to drunk to drive we started walking to the next tavern...about 5 miles away.
We brought along a bottle of wine and while marching down the highway singing "Free Bird" and in full control of the world my buddy mentioned that it wasnt proper to drink the wine from the bottle.
So...we emptied said container on the blacktop and sucked it up off the road in proper fashion.
We were loded
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| Dec 6, 2008 @ 9:14 PM |
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Always_Striving
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There are tons of things that I did as a child. It always seems to be appropriate to bring these things up during the holidays when I am around my family.
My parents had a 5 space dresser drawer similar to this one pictured.
I decided to make up a new game (I was always inventing games to play with my brothers and sistyers when I was a kid) called "Bunkbeds". To play "bunkbeds" each one of my siblings had to place a blanket and pillow in their drawer and pretend that they were all sleeping in a real bunk bed. My brother got the bottom drawer, the next oldest sister got the drawer above him, and the 1 year old sister got the top dresser drawer.
Well things got bad when the dresser became top heavy and tipped over. I was to weak to lift it up (I was only 5 years old). So I just had to stare at my brother and sister as they were trapped in the toppled dresser that was leaning up against my parents bed. The drawers had slid out enough to see their faces but not to escape. The 1 year old sister's drawer flew out and onto the bed... so she was free and clear. This is what happened when mom let me babysit my brother and sisters. 
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A second thing that I did was to empty my dad's coffee sugar shaker and fill it up with salt.
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I also invented a game called "carnival ride". My brother climbed into the clothes dryer and I put a clothes pin into the door switch (so that I could leave the dryer door open while it operated), and I turned on the dryer and watched him spin around and around. The dryer door was always opened so that he could breathe.
Watch this video to see exactly how it was done
That is not the end of my mischievous deeds, I did tons more, but I guess you can see where I am coming from.
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| Dec 7, 2008 @ 12:11 AM |
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signme
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I thought I'd make cinnamon rolls for my family after I'd learned how in home ec (I was 16 and cooking was not my thing!) I made them but my brother was the only one who actually ate one...I forgot the sugar!
Another time I made popcorn (or tried to) for my younger brother and sister. I not only burned the entire pan of popcorn but burned a hole in the counter too!
To this day, I only cook if I absolutely have to. Otherwise I go to Bill MIller's or Subway! LOL
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| Dec 7, 2008 @ 4:03 AM |
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crouchingtiger
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Well, I just remembered, I used to play 'Circus' with my little sisters when I baby sat them.
And, yes I did, I pulled a Theo Huxtable but in this case my little 4 year old sister went head first splat into the television set. The T.V. was an old black and white and could take a beating as it stood up to her cranium slamming into it.
But that isn't the worst I did .
I was about 10 and my cousin and I were outside playing and the oldest of my three younger sisters wanted to join us. Call her Phyllis to protect her identity.
Well mom told Phyllis to not bother us but she wanted to follow us around.
We decided to fix her but good.
We ran for the fence, flew over it and up into a tree.
She proceeded at age 5 to climb that fence as we did.
I told her to leave and she said no so:
I told my cousin:
"Look at all the cow pies on the ground, let's pick a good and ripe one, (meaning crunchy on outside but soft on inside) and throw them at her."
So, we jumped out of the tree and picked up a nice ripe cow pie each and threw them. "SPLAT!!!!" in her face.
She went up to the house crying as if someone had killed her.
Mom came out to ask what happened. We told mom that Phyllis would not go back so we pie'd her.
Well, mom right there put my siseter over her knee and spanked her then told her to go in to take a bath and to leave us alone.
I swear, This is a true story. We did not get punished.
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| Dec 8, 2008 @ 4:56 AM |
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crouchingtiger
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OK
Confession time, I had come home on leave from the navy in 1971. I had taken about three months of martial arts classes.
I decided to demonstarte. I did some stupid kick and my 8 year old sister managed to bring her leg up and caught my leg and I ended up on my butt in the kitchen
So, come on people, none of you ever did anything stupid or silly?
You need to fess up for it will do you good.
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| Dec 8, 2008 @ 9:04 AM |
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Laidback742
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Confessing is one thing .... confessing on MD, I may never live it down ...
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| Dec 8, 2008 @ 5:18 PM |
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poniepower
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I'd be in jail if I confessed some of my stories  
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| Dec 8, 2008 @ 6:54 PM |
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Jankia
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Having 5 brothers and aways alot of work to get done on the farm we would occasionally use the considerable linear extent method to determine who would have to pitch out the foot deep highly packed bull pen.
Fortunatly for me I usually had the furthest considerable linear extent when we competed in the pissing contest. 
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| Dec 8, 2008 @ 6:58 PM |
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poniepower
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