| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:37 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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What are your issues?
...with your host, Dr. Options....
so... what are your issues? 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:39 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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I have three issues... a 20 yr old daughter.. a 13 year old son.. and a 11 year old daughter .  
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:42 PM |
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willowy1
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well I've been hiding, drowning, I've been running, starving
I've been feeling, nothing, I swallow the hurt 
And I can't stand nose pickers at stoplights. HELLOOO I can see you!!! Your car has windows!!!
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:42 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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I have three issues... a 20 yr old daughter.. a 13 year old son.. and a 11 year old daughter .
answer to your issues:
sell them on the black market and gain high profits. if the girl is blond, she will fetch a cool 12 million in Saudi! 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:46 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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well I've been hiding, drowning, I've been running, starving
it's called PMS....quit bitching!!!
I've been feeling, nothing, I swallow the hurt
get a bigger vibrator.
And I can't stand nose pickers at stoplights. HELLOOO I can see you!!! Your car has windows!!!
never be the pot calling the kettle black. you did it when you were a kid....they just have not grown up yet. next time ask them what flavor is it....
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:49 PM |
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willowy1
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Dr. Obvious I don't own a vibrator ? maybe Santa will put one in my stocking?
You nailed the PMS thing!
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:53 PM |
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sweet5red
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runs........ tackles DR Options.. aka my dark chocolate teddybear.. Sweet N Louisiana
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:00 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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Dr. Obvious I don't own a vibrator ? maybe Santa will put one in my stocking?
it's Dr. Options, maam, not Obvious. He works next door in the OMG clinic.
now, lacking a vibrator is NOT the end of the world. you can make your own at home. all you need is a condom (trojan Magnum XL), Apoxy, an ADOBO container of your choice (or any clyndrical style container), and a cordless drill with hammer action.
Take drill and drill 1/4 hole into container. leave drill in....take apoxy and seal drill onto container... take condom and cover container...use any lube you like, and go to town. guaranteed you will feel like a new woman after that hammer action.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:03 PM |
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misschoos
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Chocolate.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:03 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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runs........ tackles DR Options.. aka my dark chocolate teddybear.. Sweet N Louisiana
administers Sweet her meds....
remember hun, tackling the Dr., could lead to stabbing with a needle by accident.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:05 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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Chocolate.
Godiva is currently looking for testers of their new product line. I suggest applying.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:13 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Doctors
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:14 PM |
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sweet5red
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administers Sweet her meds....
remember hun, tackling the Dr., could lead to stabbing with a needle by accident
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:15 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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Doctors
is there a specific type, or doctors in general?
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:16 PM |
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1RockinDude
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Dr Options,
Will the new year bring me great things in life?..Since the last three have been a let-down. Health wise.., and everything that goes with that.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:17 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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ALL...but especially...nope..not gonna say it! 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:34 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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Dr Options,
Will the new year bring me great things in life?..Since the last three have been a let-down. Health wise.., and everything that goes with that
Mr Dude....
in 09, bald is IN! shave it all off and get the penis look. women will FLOCK to you more than they do now. you will be beating them off with a stick. that is just ONE of the great things to happen for ya in the coming year. When that trip to cancun comes up..GO!!! you will meet the hottie of your dreams on that trip...just remember to leave her there...immigration problems and all.  . after your third trip...sometime in july, you will meet your wife. all your health issues will be gone due to GREAT sex. Poontang is the number one cure all for what ails a man.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:38 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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ALL...but especially...nope..not gonna say it!
Ms. Tinker grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
I have arranged for you to be transferred to another specialist for treatment. Dr. Clooney is a competent Dr., and I am sure that he can help your ails and your woes... . ummm...when he says lay back on his couch, please keep your clothes on. last person ended up on youtube...
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:40 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Nowwwwwwwww thats my kind of Doctor...ohhhhhhh Georgie... 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:49 PM |
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Jankia
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Having to wrap gifts when theres a perfectly able female unit on the premises that refuses.
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