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burnslikethesun
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How deep is the water before going in head first.
Joining the military could be hazardous to your life.
There's a condom near by, hell even on, before you umm go in head first.
If there's a charge for texting out of country. $237.00 bucks ouch. I honestly thought all text were free like the plan stated.
What is the mystery meat on the all you can eat.
When buying a nighty for your love, that you should go three sizes smaller then what you think it is. If you peaked and know, still go two sizes smaller. Trust me on this. Is soooo much better that way.
what ya got?
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| Jan 2 @ 4:20 AM |
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adrian555
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A friend found this out the hard way.
When going down a speed water slide, keep your ankles together.
Or instant enema.
He had budgie smugglers on.
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| Jan 2 @ 11:11 AM |
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Loreli
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always have your info together before talking to a lawyer
Always know that kids and dogs may be around and in your way
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| Jan 2 @ 11:13 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Always know that kids and dogs may be around and in your way
That goes for cats too...gave new meaning to the words 'kitty porn'  
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| Jan 2 @ 11:15 AM |
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kattsmeow
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'kitty porn'
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| Jan 2 @ 11:19 AM |
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Loreli
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| Jan 2 @ 11:48 AM |
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warrior674
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Joining the military could be hazardous to your life.
"Join up and die!" ~~George Carlin 
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| Jan 2 @ 7:55 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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| Jan 2 @ 8:47 PM |
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Solitaire
Posts: 1,359
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Know how to swim before you rock the boat...or at the minimum, if there are life jackets onboard your metaphors.
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| Jan 2 @ 8:55 PM |
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sensuouswoman
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If there's a charge for texting out of country. $237.00 bucks ouch. I honestly thought all text were free
What country? My daughter texts someone out in California and she certainly doesn't pay anything~
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| Jan 2 @ 11:05 PM |
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lj450
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If you are going to try to jump that double (or triple), you better know which gear to be in.
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| Jan 3 @ 12:42 AM |
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BeachCrete
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Things you better know before you do. ....Well..if she has a subscription to "Cosmo"....you better have Karma Sutra handy!  
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| Jan 3 @ 12:34 PM |
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madamegeek
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"Karma Sutra " ...You're gonna get what's coming to you???? 
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| Jan 3 @ 4:02 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Beautiful Madame....Just beautiful! 
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| Jan 4 @ 12:02 AM |
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lj450
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| Jan 4 @ 2:14 AM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,559
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"Never play Leapfrog with a Unicorn"
"Don't spit into the wind"
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