| Jan 15 @ 8:42 AM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,474
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I'll start this off...Keep in mind you can add any you want. I'm just putting down the obvious ones for now.
1. How come no one writes me?
2. Why can't I meet anyone?
3. Why do I just get dirty comments on my semi-nude pics?
4. Why aren't kudo's allowed in forum threads just for me? (That's my chronic complaint.) 
5. Why don't men/woman seem to like me?
6. Why are so many scammer's writing me?
7. How come Fender thinks she is so great? (Trust me, quite a few people write me and ask me why I am so full of myself. Am I not allowed to entertain?)
8. How come no one ever answer's my forum posts?
9. Why are married/in a relationship people on MD?
10. Why do so many people lie in profiles?
11. Why do people not appropriately tag their blog's? (D'uh, because it's funnier if you use tag's that make no sense!)
12. Why do troll's exist?
13. How come I can't find a date on here? (Join the club.)
14. Is it really me or is it just you?
I know there are plenty more. I'm also gonna blog this because I have a feeling the people in blogland who don't enter the forum's will have even more chronic complaints than this.
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| Jan 15 @ 8:50 AM |
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Blondino
Posts: 4,553
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^ ^ ^
What does Justin Timberlake see in her 
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| Jan 15 @ 8:51 AM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,474
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Beauty, grace and ton's of hot sex...That's what.
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| Jan 15 @ 8:53 AM |
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Blondino
Posts: 4,553
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>>>>>>>>>> Help is At Hand for Justin <<<<<<<<<<<
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| Jan 15 @ 9:16 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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Here are the ones that hit home to me:
Why is my bacon consistently undercooked?
Why does MD allow common barnyard livestock to post on the forums?
Porky Pig never answers my e-mail...is he gay?
I think a pig calling himself a Saint is blasphemous...does the Pope know about this?
And my personal favorite - Ewwwww, did I just step in pig-sh#t?
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| Jan 15 @ 9:28 AM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,474
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His vision is fine Blond, trust me...
Now I don't think the Pope mind's as much as the other pig's do Bacon...It kind of makes you better than them and they are jealous.
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| Jan 15 @ 9:33 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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Tell me about it Fender, you wouldn't believe the hate mail I get from stockyards!
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| Jan 15 @ 9:34 AM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,474
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It's because your the Alpha pig...Don't feel bad. I get hated on lot's too...
OMG, new complaint.
-Why do so many people hate me?
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| Jan 15 @ 9:35 AM |
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willowy1
Posts: 9,181
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why is the man I am secretly crushing on, flirting with that narcissistic Fender chick?
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| Jan 15 @ 9:36 AM |
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Fender
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| Jan 15 @ 9:37 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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Because she owns serious stock in the Canadian bacon market!
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| Jan 15 @ 9:46 AM |
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willowy1
Posts: 9,181
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well that doesn't explain why all the choice MD men fall all over themselves trying to get that Fender girls attention. 
What does she have that I don't have?
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| Jan 15 @ 9:48 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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The gaul to wear a WHITE wedding dress...I mean, really...who is she trying to fool?
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| Jan 15 @ 9:50 AM |
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willowy1
Posts: 9,181
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In bet she trapped Justin.
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| Jan 15 @ 10:38 AM |
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Loinlee_Sole
Posts: 166
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why do soooooooooooooooo many women write me wanting just SEX???? 
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| Jan 15 @ 10:48 AM |
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pamdemonium
Posts: 17,347
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It's your photo. And why won't you give it up!  
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| Jan 15 @ 11:52 AM |
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mystery2u888
Posts: 18,025
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fender................ ...........and....... there goes pam 
[Edited on 1/15/2009 12:57 PM]
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| Jan 15 @ 11:58 AM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,474
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Why do only really good looking men write to me on here...Not that I'm a complainer but don't the homely ones find me attractive too?
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| Jan 15 @ 12:05 PM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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I can speak for the barnyard dwellers that we find you most delictable! 
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| Jan 15 @ 12:21 PM |
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Jalon
Posts: 1,610
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Why do people here constantly abuse and misuse the apostrophe? 
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