| Jan 24 @ 10:24 PM |
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Fender
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Go ahead folks. My wonderful intellect is here for you to enjoy free...Don't bother Dr. Phil. He has to talk to enough whack jobs as it is. Ask me. My advice is free and the only advice you will ever need...EVER!
...Ask away. The posting spot's are open.
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| Jan 24 @ 10:27 PM |
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Aeromuse
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Good evening Fender.
Just one question.
What the HELL am I going to do with your dad?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:27 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
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dear doctor fender.....why does everyone like me??
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| Jan 24 @ 10:29 PM |
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Fender
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Aero- Kick my Dad in the nut's, for some reason it turn's him on and after he wanks on his yanker for a few minutes he'll get tired out and go to bed. Then you can have fun spending all his money online just like I do.
Gallows- It's cause your the sexiest man on MD. Everyone know's that and wants to be your friend and wants you to love them. I mean look...Your gray, wearing a fab outfit and have the greatest hairstyle ever. What's not to love? And oh yes, just keep being you. That's my best advice for you.
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| Jan 24 @ 10:34 PM |
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adrian555
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Please pls can you be bitter bitter bitter b*tch?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:35 PM |
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robodad
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Which one is better?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:35 PM |
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Fender
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That's not really asking for advice Adrian, but if you'd like I'm sure I could find a MD member in your vicinity who would be more than happy to go on a date with you so they could kick you in the nut's too.
Robo- The blue and red of course, they are funnier and contain 2 of the color's on the American flag. You can never go wrong with America.
[Edited on 1/24/2009 10:36 PM]
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| Jan 24 @ 10:36 PM |
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budo13
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Dear Dr Fender what do i do with the bodies should i bury them whole in an unknown site or should i desangunate them cut them up and put the in trash bags and take them to the dump.Hurry please it's starting to smell here.
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| Jan 24 @ 10:38 PM |
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adrian555
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That's all ya got?
Why do women have double standards?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:38 PM |
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Fender
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Budo- Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT...Bury them in your yard. If you ever sell your house and people decide to landscape you could be in trouble. Instead stash them in your neighbor's trash can all chopped up and laugh as they get carted away to prison. If it worked for me it can work for you.
Adrian- Women have double standards because it's their perogative. I suggest you buy a self help book, maybe one entitled Chicken Soup For The Desperate Man and see if you can find any stories in it that remind you of you.
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| Jan 24 @ 10:41 PM |
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RareQuestor
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Dear Dr. Fender,
I work with a very stupid woman. How can I get her fired? 
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| Jan 24 @ 10:44 PM |
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Fender
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Rare- I would sneak into her house when she is sleeping and stash numerous bags of illecit drugs in random places. The next day I would call the F.B.I. informing them that their is a crack house in your neighborhood. The resulting media blitz should do the trick, and if not, well you can alway's spread rumour's that she is sleeping with someone in the office who is married...
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| Jan 24 @ 10:47 PM |
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Laidback742
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Dr Fender ....
Someone is spreading a rumor that a really dumb woman at work is sleeping with me .... what should I do .... ? I'm so distraught that I'm thinking of setting up a crack house and calling the FBI on myself to avoid all of this.
LB
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| Jan 24 @ 10:48 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
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thank you..... 
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| Jan 24 @ 10:49 PM |
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lj450
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Fender, should I shave my ballsack?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:51 PM |
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adrian555
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My trailer is slipping down the embankment & I'm 2 poor to be out buying books, what should I do?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:52 PM |
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Fender
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LB- Call them...And while your at it confess that you are the drug dealer, maybe that way you could meet a nice man in the state penn.  And not have to do all this online dating. Think of it as falling in love by force.
Peaches- Shave it for sure. That way you won't start a bush fire. Whatever you do though, don't use wax strips again. Remember how you cried last time?
Adrian- Strap yourself to the sofa and hold on for the ride. It's been nice knowing you.
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| Jan 24 @ 10:53 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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should I shave my ballsack
Allow me...I excelled in the top of my straight razor shaving class in Cosmetology
Oh sorry Fend.. didn't mean to take over your advice thead....you can shave him
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| Jan 24 @ 10:54 PM |
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pussylvr
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id I shove a tampon up my ass, will it help with diaharea?
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| Jan 24 @ 10:55 PM |
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Fender
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Snappy- My advice to you is to let me watch while you shave him so that way nothing inappropriate goes on. You know how psychotic and jealous I get. Shave safely now. You don't want to ruin any chance of me re-producing mini Lj's.
Plover- I suggest you take some Pepto-Bismol. Haven't you seen the commercials. They sing the song about your particular problem. I wouldn't want you to get anal toxic shock syndrome.
[Edited on 1/24/2009 10:56 PM]
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