| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:23 AM |
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devonguy
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This is an insult!
“May 69 perverted Elvis look-alikes have a bad day under your bedspread.”
He he, guess who’s got an Insult generator??????? 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:27 AM |
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devonguy
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May an arbitrary number of drunken lumberjacks sniff Madonna's underwear in your supper 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:31 AM |
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devonguy
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http://www.coruscant.ltd.uk/Products/AutoInsult/download.htm
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:40 AM |
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devonguy
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tut tut!
May a secret society of flatulent allergists crack whips over you on your leather sofa 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:45 AM |
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Graystar
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Your ass is so big you need Hubble to see the ring around your anus.
(another one from the built-in generator)
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:50 AM |
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devonguy
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Huhh I wonder how long this thread will last before the ‘MoD’s’ zap it?
May a plethora of fanatical medical examiners regurgitate beans near you with a great deal of shouting
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:50 AM |
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waiting41
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Your momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:53 AM |
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devonguy
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May 12 spotty missionaries eat small woodland creatures in a manner guaranteed to annoy you 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:58 AM |
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waiting41
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Your momma's so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells "stampede"
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 9:02 AM |
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devonguy
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Your mother was a noxious demon who used to do unmentionable things to cheese in disused windmills 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 9:08 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 9:11 AM |
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devonguy
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Your mother was an outrageous toilet cleaner who held farting competitions in a New Orleans bar for transvestites 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 9:41 AM |
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 2:10 PM |
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lj450
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Yo mommas so fat......she fell in love, and broke it!!
oh yeah!!!!......WELL.....
YO mommas so black......when she gets in the car, the oil light comes on!!!!
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:30 PM |
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exiled131
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may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:35 PM |
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PerhapsLove
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May your bleeding piles torment you.
May corns adorn your feet.
May crabs as big as crocodiles
sit between your legs and eat.
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:40 PM |
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exiled131
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may you forever experience turbulence, even while on the ground
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:58 PM |
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devonguy
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I cant believe that this thread is still hear, albeit with ‘bits’ missing! However as it is………
“You vomitous deposit of brain-dead slug slime”
 ahhhhhh that’s better!
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:03 PM |
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spongebob777
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This is an insult.
Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.
Have a great night 
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| Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:06 PM |
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angelbaby1970
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May you be forced to squeel like a pig by both the guys from Deliverance.
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