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Mar 8 @ 2:34 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

Earl47

Posts: 1,552 Ah yes...and so we continue from where i met me a girlfriend.. As i sat with her she continued the screaching sounds as all women in the country did. But it was so apparant she was telling me something. She then touched my forehead and did a mindmeld..suddenly i was able to translate the screaching sounds into my english language.

She says in her culture they here are awkardly different from us in choices. To them it is exicitingly exotic to see fat bald men with thongs on as waiters in local eateries. That this is sex symbol of Anantonhia all the way to east Concha. And that rats that got larger and weigh 50 lbs minimum are heavenly friends of all the people here in their country. And that rats are such friends that sacrifice to the rat is done on the Mayan calendar system at regular intervals.

We then went for a walk. My GF wanted to show me normal people activity. I asked..why did the weather drop to a brisk 55 degree from 1 mile back from the horror trail??? She said look back where the change occured...we buried tons and tons of titanium and your feared cancer causing asbestos in high piles forming a circle and this absorbs heat induction from the sun star but does not equate it into the surrounding air. Upon doing this we found us as people could run about in a weather without need AC or heat. We all simply wear thongs and nothing else because of our weather.

Also rats donate blood on a regular basis and us as people get blood on occasion that helps to mature the beautiful greenish glow of our skin and our screach sounds are that of communication that us and the rats and insects understand. Fly swatters are to kill roaches that try to intervene out of hatred from the spider hated populas. We also might disclose our solar towers we use from our friends from a country that sunk 19,000 years ago from water.

If you decide to keep me as your GF lifes mate also you will get the choice of solar injection so when you breed me i will produce upon your command rats at birth weighing 20 lbs to get up to 50 lbs in packs of 10.s per month that will be your RAT army against non Anantonhians.

At this time i was dazzled and intruiged totally..How cool man! Darkness prevailed over Anantonhia. She said now lets quickly go to the male feeders you call waiters and get you fed for your supper for the night ahead.

Mar 8 @ 2:44 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

willowy1

Posts: 9,181 Run Earl, I have a bad feeling about the green girl.

Mar 8 @ 2:51 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

LipGlossQueen9

Posts: 10,952 ah

Mar 8 @ 2:52 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

whatagal

Posts: 1,130

Mar 8 @ 2:55 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

SaintBacon

Posts: 2,130 Perhaps Earl should get a different travel agent...

Mar 8 @ 2:59 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

LipGlossQueen9

Posts: 10,952 I think he just needs to go away for a bit

Mar 8 @ 3:38 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

JenRNinOhio

Posts: 4,161

omg

*gasp*

*choke*

holy crap

Mar 8 @ 3:40 PM Anantonhia evening and day 2 of country paradise.

Loreli

Posts: 25,398 Earl-
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