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Mar 9 @ 4:04 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

Earl47

Posts: 1,552 This date happened last month as a matter of fact. Met my petite lady date. She was clad and very adorable and as sweet as our phone conversations! She arrived at our dinner meet location.

We both go inside the Chinese Buffet restuarant and are greeted by very cordial staff!!! We are seated of course and menus are given us. Very fruitfull atmosphere i might add!!

She became angered because she said to the waitress that in her home town that sushi deluxe was every bit 5 dollars lower than this place. The waitress said i'm soory Ma'am perhaps you need more time to decide. Get this..i have heard of short fused women..but oh boy did this babe ever explode!!

She gets up and say i'll fix this chit now permanantly!! I assumed she meant have some words of height with manage ment staff...No..she walks outside and gets in her car..so i figured..oh well that one is just leaving...NOPE...She starts up her car and drives through the front windows and plows through tables and chairs and spins around and drives clean through the back wall of the retuarant!! She bust up 5 cars across the highway driving away and all you could hear is rubber burning for what seemed to be blocks!!!

BOY BOY BOY I HOLLERED!!!!!!!!! Talk about one that is worse than an exwifes mother in law!!!!!! WHEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

One man is left holding a ketchup bottle while one lady has a jar of cheese dip in her hair and ketchup and mashed potatoes on the damn ceiling and all of this mess with odor of burned motor oil from some mad mad short fused..EEEKK!!

The restuarant management call cops about then and they arrive...the staff says we need to file a cop report now!!!!!!! The cops look around and heard the story...The cops said to everyone in there...People...we have a basic PMS gal on our hands..So stop over reacting and either eat or go home.

Well okay..the law is the law..i guess it was only PMS..Right????????

SO...i wait about a week and figure..i'll buy her flowers and just drive over to her house and surprise her....So i get on my tractor and ride on over....I knock on the door and she opens the door..she has over 2000 dogs packed in this tiny little house..What a mess!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!

I have never!!!! I drive the tractor back home..by then my lawn man is home with the car and the moped...i tell him all this...He said hey chill out man...she's just a little Wild from the knocks of life brother. Yes that's it...she's simply a bit wild. I'll try another date next week..

Earl

Mar 9 @ 4:33 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

sweet5red

Posts: 9,706 cough cough BS cough cough BS..

Mar 9 @ 6:00 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

BandTMom

Posts: 38,059

People can start BS threads like this but some of us can't.......on, never mind.

Just a waste of band width

Mar 9 @ 6:07 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

ForumMod

Posts: 1,812 earl, would you please post your stories in the blogging section. you can tag them 'creative writing' or 'true life adventures'. i'm sure readers there would appreciate them and that section is more appropriate than posting them here. they aren't 'discussion topics' and this is the discussion forum. what you've been posting are personal statements (or something ): 'blogs'.

thank you.

Mar 9 @ 6:11 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

adrian555

Posts: 1,622
or something

Funny stuff.
Now, go 2 bed.

Mar 9 @ 6:28 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

BandTMom

Posts: 38,059 Thank you, Mod.

Mar 9 @ 6:38 AM DATE GONE BAD!! MAY END RELATIONSHIP..ADVIZE!!

adrian555

Posts: 1,622 DearlY & mum.

I think she's in love

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