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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:04 PM |
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DiamondRain
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BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:07 PM |
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leprichaun_magic
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lol--ah this be tonights ..intellectual .. thread :)???....cheers!  
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:09 PM |
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BandTMom
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I guess they were thirsty. 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:10 PM |
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DiamondRain
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'Tis better to hoist a few pints, than curse the darkness...
Or somethin' like that!
Cheers!  
What good is a beer party without a few jokes...
This one goes out to our friends in Ireland.
During a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who was never the sharpest tool in the box, and knows nothing about the game, greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
“Top o' the marnin' to ya, sur," says the attendant. Tiger nods his head in acknowledgement and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dose?" the attendant asked.
“They’re called tees” replied Tiger.
“Bejasus — what on God’s earth are dey for?” asked the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving." replied Tiger.
“Fookin' Bejaysus!" exclaimed the Irishman, “Dem Germans tink of everything!”
[Edited on 3/13/2009 9:24 PM]
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:22 PM |
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BandTMom
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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:23 PM |
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DiamondRain
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There ya go! I knew it! 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:25 PM |
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BandTMom
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I've heard the hardest part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:26 PM |
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warrior674
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Would You Pass Me A Beer, Deer?
Get it yourself motorbreath! 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:27 PM |
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DiamondRain
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Hmmmmm ... doesn't seem so difficult to me...
But then I'm not a bartender. 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:30 PM |
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BandTMom
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THE BEER PRAYER
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:57 PM |
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leprichaun_magic
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oohohh...DR that was funny..[didnt know Tiger spoke Irish ..lol!!! 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 9:58 PM |
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leprichaun_magic
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is that true ..Band .. [must be oestrogen ,, in the beer] 
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| Mar 14, 2009 @ 12:01 AM |
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wiccked
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being deer, I don't think they were looking for this
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