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Apr 1 @ 8:55 PM Very quiet ....    
Angel178


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Apr 1 @ 10:26 PM Very quiet ....    
uab_5


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Well,

What do YOU want to talk about?
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Apr 1 @ 10:29 PM Very quiet ....    
lj450


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Ok, I will use that picture to start a story and you guys can add on to it. Here goes.......




Once upon a time, there was a woman with a really big bush......
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Apr 1 @ 10:31 PM Very quiet ....    
1stsignofspring


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then someone cut it down....and it blew away......
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Apr 1 @ 10:31 PM Very quiet ....    
ColdinWisconsin


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Up from the Netherland came a rustling noise....

Everyone looked down at her bikini bottom that was puffed out about 6 inches.



*strangers continue the tale

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Apr 1 @ 10:32 PM Very quiet ....    
ColdinWisconsin


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DANG IT! Spring snuck in there!


(take that any way you want too )
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Apr 1 @ 10:33 PM Very quiet ....    
1stsignofspring


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I'll leave it....
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Apr 1 @ 10:36 PM Very quiet ....    
lj450


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Helen didnt mind the extra attention. She loved her bush and was so proud of it, she would let the midget people brush it in the park.

One day.....
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Apr 1 @ 10:38 PM Very quiet ....    
ColdinWisconsin


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Along came and old man with a fine toothed comb and a dental pick.....
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Apr 1 @ 10:51 PM Very quiet ....    
lj450


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The man with a fine toothed comb (we'll just call him Roy) walked up to Helen as she was having her bush brushed by Timmy (the little man of the park) and said............


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Apr 1 @ 11:41 PM Very quiet ....    
DiamondRain


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"EEEEE Gads! Think you could be any rougher there Timmy? I'm gettin' sick of the way you comb me bitch. I'm gonna give the old man a try. He looks like he's got some experience."

Over walks the old man [Roy] with a big grin on his face. He does this amazing thing with the fine tooth comb that threads it through his fingers and flips it a few times, kind of like what a gunfighter might have done with his gun in one of those old spaghetti Westerns.

As if it were a six shooter, he blows on it, steps up to Helen and...................
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Apr 2 @ 1:45 AM Very quiet ....    
katydid438


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Helen gets scared sh*tless and decides to have a brazilian while maintaining just a mohawk style landing strip
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Apr 2 @ 1:52 AM Very quiet ....    
DiamondRain


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L O (Fookin') L !!!!!!!!
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Apr 2 @ 2:34 AM Very quiet ....    
sweet5red


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she said...moi im an unless you can prove differently..
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Apr 2 @ 11:39 AM Very quiet ....    
Fender


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Her Brazilian got stopped mid wax though because of the agonizing pain she was in...So left with just half a bush she decided too...
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Apr 2 @ 3:38 PM Very quiet ....    
thor22


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call Shypoke the Well-Hung...
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Apr 2 @ 3:40 PM Very quiet ....    
willowy1


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who was the worst tattoo artist in a five state area......
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Apr 2 @ 3:50 PM Very quiet ....    
beckyiv42000


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Everyone is skeered of the APril fools virus.. so aint online... (i stayed off yesterday too but for other reasons besides that or along with that who knows ) but that is my take why its been dead on MD lately
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Apr 2 @ 3:50 PM Very quiet ....    
thor22


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but Magoo had never done a Rose of Sharon tattoo befored...

[Edited on 4/2/2009 3:51 PM]
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Apr 2 @ 3:51 PM Very quiet ....    
pamdemonium


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As she perused the book of his "art", she found....
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