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Delaying their flight to Iowa to get married, so they.......
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 12:29 PM |
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indigorose351
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The mormon women in their prairie dresses danced in the rain and sang ..."Free at last ....free at last ...thank the schlong we are free at last".....a police officer pulled out his ticket book it was quota time and.....
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 12:34 PM |
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Fender
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The next thing we all knew was that this day was going to end up going down in history as the day the wives were freed...To become lion tamer's...That was there dream all along...
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 12:57 PM |
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thor22
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so they put high heels on their camel toes and started walking across the desert...
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 1:09 PM |
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Where they came upon a kareoke oasis, where a hoarse horse with no name was singing, "Grandpa, Tell Me bout the Good Old Days."
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 1:49 PM |
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Fender
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And even though the horse bore an uncanny resemblance to Wynona Judd they shot him because they were hungry...And let's face it, in some foreign countries horsemeat is comparable to filet mignon!
(Fender does not advocate the eating of horses or their meat...I'm just going along with the story here!)
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 2:05 PM |
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CPUfan
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And lo, the horse and its schlong were strapped onto the fender and driven to a better place. It ended its days as the main course menu at the "Liberty fries Frenchmen" restaurant next door to the Chinese...
Horsey's head ended up on the wall of the restaurant... So that every guest who came in subsequently did ask ... "why the long face, horsey?"... And the horsey replied:
"I'm here to get away from the old nag... she gives me an Ed ache..." (to be ctd.)
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:21 PM |
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BandTMom
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To which they started singing.........
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:45 PM |
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thor22
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bye, bye, mrs. camel-toe pie...
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:50 PM |
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uab_5
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drove my weinie through the pu$$y, but the pu$$y was dry... 
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:52 PM |
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BandTMom
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Then he looked up and remembered what forum he was in and...............
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 3:53 PM |
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uab_5
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shouted....
HI BIG SIS! STILL WAITING! 
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 4:21 PM |
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Fender
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Then his sister said...No, I don't belong to that school that thinks "Incest is best" so I'm reporting you to the police for harassment...
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 4:51 PM |
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BandTMom
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So the police come and take Fender away to the..............
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 5:21 PM |
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uab_5
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wackin' hut and...
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 5:37 PM |
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BandTMom
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............when she got there, she saw....................
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 5:43 PM |
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Angel178
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angel shaking her finger... 
What are you people doing? This is the "general" forum 
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 5:56 PM |
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BandTMom
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And then Mom chimed in and said, "That what i told them".
Then a little green frog jumped out of her pocket and........
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 5:57 PM |
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Angel178
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told mom that if she kissed him, he would turn into Union...
Mom couldn't resist and....
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| Apr 4, 2009 @ 6:00 PM |
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CPUfan
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...leapfrogged all over him??
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