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TexasRacer
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Yep, meet the perfect girl right here on MD! She is from China and promises she will make the perfect wife. She's ready for Boom Boom fives times a day  Looks like I get to get rid of my squared headed girl friend!
Here's her email to me.
How are you? My character is a cheerful, quiet beauty of the girls, my life versatile, broad-loving, such as: singing, walking, exercise, make food. Unfortunately I have not yet encountered the person of my heart, you are not who I am, etc., I foreign language was not so good, you do not mind, right? We pay first? friends, this is my private address: http://WorldLoveLand.com/en/lang116818about_linyijie.html (open this link directly, you can find me, (free) I have always opened here to watch a friend letter. inside me has more private photos) I'm looking forward to you for your letter.
How B E A U T I F U L! I swear I'm so excited I've whacked my willy fives times since receiving her email 10 minutes ago. 
Ya'll been great but I gotta drive down to the bank and "Pay First" 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 9:55 AM |
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pamdemonium
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I'll miss you. 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 10:23 AM |
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warrior674
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She's ready for Boom Boom fives times a day
Does she sucky sucky fifteen dolla? 
Will she love you long time? 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 10:28 AM |
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Loreli
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 drive safely!
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 10:37 AM |
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indigorose351
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and........ "Broad-loving' is a big fun bonus! 
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CPUfan
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"15 dollah? No beaucoup... 15 credit card with no-limit shopping account or no deal... like Ferrari too... You buy plenty perfume and toiletry?.. Love you 2 much GI..."
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey now, she already wrote to ME !!! OK I'll get off your territory, no one said nuthin' 'bout lockin' horns with no Texas Ranger... 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 10:54 AM |
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warrior674
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but...she wrote to me first. 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 11:07 AM |
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TexasRacer
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Yeah, but you guys ain't no badass motocrosser with a rock hard body who's the center of the universe (hey, it had to be somebody  ) so she fell fer me.
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 11:29 AM |
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pamdemonium
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A friend always shares.
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 11:41 AM |
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Brass_Wolf
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She's on China Airlines flight 0869 to Minneapolis as we speak to give me her Joy-Joy.
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pamdemonium
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The Joy-Joy. Is that like the Mounds-Mounds, but with almonds?
[Edited on 4/22/2009 12:11 PM]
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:21 PM |
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Brass_Wolf
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No, I think Joy-Joy = sex x 2.
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:29 PM |
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TexasRacer
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I still like boom boom better  But apparently she's headed far Brass Wolf so ya owe my $2500 bucks buddy
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:34 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I still like boom boom better
Isn't that a female wrestler I saw on ESPN?
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:46 PM |
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TexasRacer
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Yep, that's right. I learnt some of my best sexual moves by watching pro wrestling 
There's the Big splash, Crossbody, Bronco buster, Flying clothesline, Butt drop, Facewash and my all time favorite the Shining Wizard
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Jankia
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Since she didnt say that she loved your structure...you may as well file this one with your old Playboy mags TexasRacer.
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:54 PM |
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Brass_Wolf
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Tx, I owe you $2500? Do you take Yen? (That's how she's paying me.)
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 12:55 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I learnt some of my best sexual moves by watching pro wrestling
And there's today's visual. 
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 1:01 PM |
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TexasRacer
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And then there's my signature moves,
Bouncy House
Bike Ride
Pool man
Rasslin'
Ring around the Rosie
Do you take Yen? Might as well. Get's me ready for the new world order....
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| Apr 22, 2009 @ 1:05 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Do you take Yen? Might as well. Get's me ready for the new world order....
Can't put em in American vending machines.
I wouldn't do it.
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