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Jun 9 @ 2:32 PM You wake up one morning...    
RareQuestor


Posts: 2,650
...and find a dinosaur in your living room!

What do you do?
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Jun 9 @ 2:59 PM You wake up one morning...    
robodad


Posts: 7,823
You're still drunk...go back to sleep
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Jun 9 @ 4:45 PM You wake up one morning...    
Jankia


Posts: 11,888
I would probably loose my temper and start throwing chairs around and cussin until hell wont have it...until I found out who let the SOB out of the bathroom.
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Jun 9 @ 4:50 PM You wake up one morning...    
beckyiv42000


Posts: 14,576
Apparently I already have one in my living room.. my NON HD tv set
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Jun 9 @ 4:56 PM You wake up one morning...    
Laidback742


Posts: 4,676
Tell her it was only one night ..... nothing permanent ....

Oh wait, you said a dinosaur .... I thought it said a date ....
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Jun 9 @ 5:04 PM You wake up one morning...    
plowman


Posts: 1,283
well, I woke up this morning with my head to the wall and I said a real quick prayer, oh plz dear God when I turn around let her not be lying there...

the geardaddies...
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Jun 9 @ 5:29 PM You wake up one morning...    
daisy315


Posts: 4,945
tell him to get off my brand new sofa..
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Jun 9 @ 5:46 PM You wake up one morning...    
BandTMom


Posts: 38,039
Put him outside before he poops on the floor.
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Jun 9 @ 5:52 PM You wake up one morning...    
Jalon


Posts: 1,610
My house is reaaaallllllly small...he wouldn't fit!
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Jun 10 @ 8:43 PM You wake up one morning...    
plowman


Posts: 1,283
LB...worse than dinosaurs are date-whales...
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Jun 13 @ 10:10 AM You wake up one morning...    
Loreli


Posts: 25,398
Ask him why he didn't start the coffee....
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Jun 13 @ 10:16 AM You wake up one morning...    
willowy1


Posts: 9,181
who let the old geezer in?
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Jun 13 @ 10:16 AM You wake up one morning...    
Brass_Wolf


Posts: 1,551
I'd bop it over the head, skin it, cook it, then put it's head on a nice slab of black walnut and hang it on the wall.
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Jun 13 @ 1:21 PM You wake up one morning...    
Nightowl001


Posts: 7,492
Well, so many things are dependent on unknown information! Is it an eohippus or a stegosaurus? It is alive, or dead? if one of my grandchildren had been around, it might not be all that unusual to wake up and find a plastic toy dinosaur in my living room. (The kind of things you just hate finding by stepping on them barefoot or in your stocking feet!)

Interesting, though, how questions like this reveal a lot about the person answering, by what they reveal their assumptions to be about the matter. (Those who make assumptions, that is.)
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Jun 13 @ 1:30 PM You wake up one morning...    
Snappygoddess


Posts: 5,094
check the calendar to make sure I'm not back in the Flintstone era
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Jun 13 @ 2:13 PM You wake up one morning...    
plowman


Posts: 1,283
^ good one, snappy! yabba dabba dooooooooo...
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Jun 14 @ 10:48 AM You wake up one morning...    
Angel178


Posts: 36,291
Oh my goodness...it's come to this?
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Jun 14 @ 12:38 PM You wake up one morning...    
Fender


Posts: 8,489
I'd slap a saddle on it and start getting it to carry me to work every day...Save money on gas
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Jun 14 @ 1:00 PM You wake up one morning...    
knotkeeno


Posts: 387
throw it in the river, like i do with the rest of the friends wally brings into the house....
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Sep 27 @ 4:11 PM You wake up one morning...    
JenRNinOhio


Posts: 4,130


Wake up the teenage girl...

Had to have been her.
She's always bringing some sort of creature home..
"Mom... Look! Isn't it soooo cute?"


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