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holding4u
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A regular pair of panties turns into a thong when you put them on
Things have slipped so far south your knees have wrinkles
Kinky sex is those aches and pains you get afterward
Those bags under your eyes that used to be occasional are now permanent
A hot date is warm fruit salad
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| Jul 31 @ 2:31 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Trying to stand up after sitting at a desk for more than an hour is what climbing a tree used to feel like.
New Year's Eve is a total non-event.
Going out at night is problematic because your night vision's shot.
(Hi Holding - good to see you!) 
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| Jul 31 @ 2:53 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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I have only one criteria....when the muffin's gray!  
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| Jul 31 @ 3:03 PM |
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Always_Striving
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Make it bald then no one will ever know
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| Jul 31 @ 3:05 PM |
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RareQuestor
Posts: 2,650
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When you actually know who these people were:
Jack Benny
Johnny Carson
Tiny Tim
Twiggy
John Mitchell
Abbie Hoffman
Orval Faubus
John Foster Dulles
Duke Ellington
If you know who any of these people were...you are an old geezer! 
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| Jul 31 @ 3:13 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,398
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Holding! 
carry on..........
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| Jul 31 @ 3:16 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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Rare, I know who five of those people were. And two of those only by name...
You know you're old when the songs you listened to, as a kid, are now played as muzak on the elevator or in department stores.
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| Jul 31 @ 3:28 PM |
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Always_Striving
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From RQ's list I know ......
Johnny Carsen (host of the tonight show prior to Jay Leno).
Is twiggy the robot from Battlestar Galactica?
I think I saw 1 re-run black & white comedy show with Jack Benny.
I don't know anyone else from that list.
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| Jul 31 @ 3:31 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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You know you are old when
When you sit on the toilet to crap and your balls hang in the water 
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| Jul 31 @ 3:38 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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| Jul 31 @ 3:43 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Jack Benny - comedian who joked about always being 39 and a total cheapskate
Johnny Carson - Tonight show of course.
Tiny Tim - singer, supposedly. Matter of taste. Tiptoe thru the Tulips in falsetto.
Twiggy - model from the 60's.
John Mitchell - Attorney General, jailed for involvement in the Watergate activities.
Abbie Hoffman - activist, one of the 'Chicago eight'
Orval Faubus - Governor, Arkansas, major resistor of school integration
John Foster Dulles - Sec'y of State under Eisenhower
Duke Ellington - you don't know the DUKE??? I guess you don't speak jazz. Generally considered to be one of the greatest influences on American music of all time. He appears on the flip side of the District of Columbia quarter.
I'm old and lovin' every minute of it.
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| Jul 31 @ 4:04 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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sorry Red.. forgot I was in the general forum  
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| Jul 31 @ 4:11 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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Tiny Tim - singer, supposedly. Matter of taste. Tiptoe thru the Tulips in falsetto.
I remember seeing Tiny Tim with John Wayne. He'd shake Wayne's hand, and Wayne would act like his hand was being crushed...
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| Jul 31 @ 4:12 PM |
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sweet5red
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you count the years till you retire.. 9 more....... sweet N Louisiana
( un less i win the lotto or a mega jackpot then they can kiss off )
Holdinggggggggggg.. hey gorgeous..
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| Jul 31 @ 5:03 PM |
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chubs
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when beautiful blonde bimbo-babes from Aruba tellz me "no chance, so, get lost, ya old geezer" 
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| Jul 31 @ 5:06 PM |
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Rascally2
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| Jul 31 @ 6:07 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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remember seeing Tiny Tim with John Wayne. He'd shake Wayne's hand, and Wayne would act like his hand was being crushed...
How about doing that one with Wally Cox? That's another one for us geezers on here...
And of course let's not forget that Rochester and Birmingham aren't just cities in New York State.
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| Jul 31 @ 6:18 PM |
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budo13
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When your sack starts hanging lower than your shorts. 
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| Jul 31 @ 6:21 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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| Jul 31 @ 6:26 PM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,625
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TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLDING!!!!
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