| Sep 30 @ 5:21 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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1. As long as you have that beer belly - and as long as your idea of "exercise" is changing the channels - don't talk about my fifteen extra pounds.
2. Some of us fake it because your egos are too fragile to handle the constructive criticism of your tried and true "techniques" in the boudoir. If you're so crazy about pleasuring us, decide which hurts worse....the constructive criticism that could lead to us no longer faking it, or ... us faking it.
3. I get my hair done to feel good about myself, not so you can be happy with the way I look.
4. Be a man and tell me if I look fat in the god damned jeans. You're not afraid to be a douchebag in traffic and be a YouTube/forum troll, but you're too afraid to tell your girlfriend she bought jeans that are a size too small for her? Man the hell up.
5. If you think I'm too heavy, chances are you're packing on the pounds yourself. So instead of suggesting that I lose weight...howbout we both head on down to Weight Watchers and make it a date?
6. I don't care if you hang with the guys. I like to hang with the girls. But sometimes the idea of "guys night out" can be intimidating, especially if your buddies are all single and on the prowl.
7. If football really takes precedence over me, get out of my life. We all need our time to do things that we want, and we all have our interests...I know I have mine...but if I really need you and really need to talk to you, turn off the game. I promise you can read what happened online or DVR it. It's 2009, man. There are ways to get around it.
8. Don't complain that we're too emotional when you get flipped out about anybody bruising your ego in any small and trite way. It's the same thing, we just handle them differently. You are not more rational than we are. This can be proven by the fact that most of the human population who are in jail for murder and other acts of violence are - you guessed it - male.
9. Your mother has no place in our relationship. If you like me, does it matter if she doesn't?
10. It's not my JOB to do ANYTHING for you. I will gladly bring you a sandwich, a beer, etc...out of love...but not out of obligation. You should help with the work around the house. My place is not in the kitchen.
11. An independent woman is not a scary thing.
12. It's not my job to look pretty for you. If I CHOOSE to do it, it's to keep you happy, but some days, or even some months...when I'm just down/stressed/working really hard, I can't stay on top of my game.
13. I'm not always ready to have sex...sometimes I really don't feel well, and sometimes I'm stressed out. If I'm too stressed, too sick, too depressed...I'm not gonna be able to get in the mood.
14. A bad mood is not always to be blamed on PMS. If you live with me or even am having sex with me at all, you should be able to keep track of my cycle, and I'm sorry...but blaming every bad mood on PMS is idiotic. Three weeks out of four in a month is PMS? Are you intellectually deficient, or even better...uneducated about a woman's cycle? Grow up.
15. For god's sakes...date a woman that fits your preference, physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you want a ditzy Barbie model...don't go after book smart America Ferrera types and get sexually frustrated when they're not what you want and then develop a wandering eye. If you want a feminine woman, look for that and wait till you find it. Stop settling. Most importantly though, don't be mean to any woman who doesn't fit what you want. It's not necessary. If you don't want an overweight woman you don't have to demand "NO FAT CHICKS". You sound like a pig.
16. We are seriously NOT that complicated. If you keep your girlfriend or wife happy and make her feel loved, you will be the happiest man in the world.
 
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| Sep 30 @ 5:51 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Guess I have a different take on it...
1. Thanks for putting those hours in at the gym...yeah, you still have a beer belly, but I kind of like the padding. 
2. Yeah, sometimes I fake it. Your technique's just fine, but sometimes my body just doesn't react quite as enthusiastically as others. It's easier to fake it than try to explain it, and I think you know that I enjoy the heck out of it, whether the big O is forthcoming or not. Sometimes the trip is just fine, and if that's all there is, I fake it just for the sake of KISS - keep it simple stupid. Trust me though, when I say you make me feel like I'm half my age, I mean it!
3. I hate having long hair, it's a nuisance. It's just so worth it when you run your fingers through it and tell me how much you like it that way.
4. Thanks for not faulting me on my clothing choices - if something doesn't fit, I promise I won't wear it again, be it too small OR too big.
5. Weight watchers? Don't worry honey, I'll watch your weight and happily - you really do have a cute butt, ya know...
6. Hang out with the guys during the week, weekends are mine I tell you, mine!!
7. Football season!! Yayyyyyyyyy!! OK, you root for the Cardinals and my heart is still with the Giants, but no matter who's playing, we can both yell about bad calls and jump for joy when we see awesome plays!
8. Thanks for putting up with my occasional thoughtless comments - and when mine are bad, they're REALLY bad. I know they hurt you, but you just ignore it, and when it finally occurs to me how horrible something sounded, my stomach turns but you're always okay with it.
9. Both our mothers are passed on, so do you mind if I mother you a bit? Just a little? Here baby, I baked your favorite peanut butter cookies for you...
10. No, you don't really have to wait on me. Honest, I can get up and get my own whatever it is...and thanks for getting up and making coffee so I can sleep in.
Adding one of my own but skipping a bunch:
Thanks for being a John Wayne type, even though I never thought I wanted a man like that. Waking up in a tent in the high country to hear some critter poking around the camp isn't at all frightening when you're there next to me. I really do appreciate that I could sleep like a baby while you sat up and kept guard over me all night. Hugs and love honey...
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| Sep 30 @ 5:54 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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maybe it's an age thing, i dunno...but that "What Men Want to Tell Women" thing pissed me off a lot.
I don't mind a beer belly either but i find it's usually fat sloppy men who complain about their slightly padded girlfriends.
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| Sep 30 @ 6:06 PM |
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BandTMom
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16. We are seriously NOT that complicated. If you keep your girlfriend or wife happy and make her feel loved, you will be the happiest man in the world.
 
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| Sep 30 @ 6:10 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Could be age, could be experience...maybe it's IQ, who knows. I don't hear many men actually complaining about their womens' weight to tell you the truth. I have to admit that I really envied one very generously endowed woman whose husband commented....ooh, a new spot that I haven't explored yet - yeehaw!!
I have to admit that I've come to love being spoiled rotten - and I am - and enjoy spoiling him back any way that I can. I kissed a lot of frogs finding my prince, but these days, that's what this woman wants to tell her man.
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| Sep 30 @ 6:20 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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I've heard men comment about women's weight, lol. My boyfriend spoils me too. I was used to bad treatment until him. And he loves my extra weight too...like I said, people should seek out other people who fit their preferences.
My IQ is not low, btw, LOL
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| Sep 30 @ 6:22 PM |
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Loreli
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And, just call if you'll be working late, stopping for a beer, etc.
It isn't that you're doing that, but maybe it would have saved a spoiled meal.
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| Sep 30 @ 7:00 PM |
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kattsmeow
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I have to admit that I've come to love being spoiled rotten - and I am - and enjoy spoiling him back any way that I can. I kissed a lot of frogs finding my prince, but these days, that's what this woman wants to tell her man. 
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| Sep 30 @ 7:05 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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My IQ is not low, btw, LOL
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply it was (  at the thought!)
I was thinking of the men I've been encountering later in life, as opposed to earlier. My all time favorite was a guy who actually asked me if I was a lesbian because I'd rather hang out with the girls than go out with him (think of your oiliest lounge lizard, with the gold chains and the ego to match)...some men really DO need to look at themselves through somebody else's eyes, but maybe they've learned a thing or two by the time they hit their 50's and 60's.
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| Sep 30 @ 8:53 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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Alright...I wasn't really thinking you meant to imply that, just thought I'd say that in case XD
And I'm wondering where the men are.... 
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| Sep 30 @ 10:43 PM |
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Always_Striving
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Women are cute when they're angry 
OOOPs wrong thread.
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| Sep 30 @ 10:47 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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Kinda fits...but I'm not angry lol, at least I wasn't when writing this
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| Oct 1 @ 4:07 AM |
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katydid438
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if you want to f--k me....don't f--k with me  
after all these years...my new motto
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| Oct 1 @ 7:51 AM |
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oct_cat
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"You are still a man to me even if you don't act tough like your male friends; I actually prefer you because you don't need to 'act'."
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| Oct 1 @ 9:13 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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I don't hear many men actually complaining about their womens' weight to tell you the truth. Ya wont hear my complain about my woman, women friends, they are all perfect in their own ways.
Simply perfect.
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| Oct 1 @ 10:59 AM |
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Merchitown
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It's ok to treat us like we logical persons. Now whether we choose to be logical is up to us just like it is up to you. Oh and try to tell me that I'm pissed off at you because I'm PMSing. I will seriously Put My Shoe heel first and break it off up your dumb ass!!
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| Oct 1 @ 1:54 PM |
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sweet5red
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I have to admit that I've come to love being spoiled rotten - and I am - and enjoy spoiling him back any way that I can. I kissed a lot of frogs finding my prince, but these days, that's what this woman wants to tell her man.
ditto ditto ditto..
and im not a sports fan.. football   but he can watch it on his TV i bought him.. i have over 17 sports channels on dish network and i would drop them if i could but i cant so, he has those..  but i will keep him any way..
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| Oct 1 @ 2:21 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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I think that Camel, AS and burns will be the only men to comment on this....I think the rest of 'em are too scared
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| Oct 1 @ 3:01 PM |
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lj450
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I think the rest of 'em are too scared
Oh really? Zat right? 
What Women Want to Tell Men
I want more clothes!!
I want a bigger house!!
I want what Shelly (insert any other female name here) has!!
I want to give you more head!!
I want to mow the lawn!!
I want to pounce on you and shove my naked titties in your face as soon as you come home!!
I need you to understand that when Im ragging, it just means I need messy sex for a week.
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| Oct 1 @ 3:02 PM |
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Jankia
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Scared? I'm petrified. 
You left out the one thing that women want to tell men...but I understand why it was left out.
Its hard to admit you want to tell men what we allready know.
"Hold two jobs you lazy ass SOB so I can have more shopping cash."
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