| Jan 27, 2006 @ 10:52 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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angelbaby1970
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My favorite bumper sticker to this day says. "If idiots could fly this place would be an airport." Tell me your favorites.
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| Jan 27, 2006 @ 11:03 PM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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sciurusniger
Posts: 2,959
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"Lawyers eat their young."
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| Jan 27, 2006 @ 11:14 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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Angel54214
Posts: 14,056
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"If You Can't Breathe, Your Driving Too Close"
I just made that up!  You think its a million dollar sticker? 
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| Jan 27, 2006 @ 11:57 PM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 12,763
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My Mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips!
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 12:57 AM |
Great bumper stickers.
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stgrizzvi
Posts: 148
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I remember a bumper sticker that I saw about twenty five years ago-
"Save the Gay Whales for Jesus"
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 1:33 AM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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Classy_Blonde
Posts: 6,034
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I want to be like Barbie. That bitch has everything! 
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:34 AM |
Great bumper stickers.
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 10,902
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"It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine!"
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:42 AM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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Godless
Posts: 647
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Favorites of mine include:
1. "Would you drive any better if I stuck that cell phone up your ass?"
2. "Californians tan/Oregonians rust."
3. Seen on the back of a bike with a space which appeard to have held a rider seat (commonly referred to as a "bitch seat"), only the rider seat was gone, "If you can see this sticker, the bitch fell off."
4. A two part sticker, on the left of the bumper it says, "Mean people suck!" On the right side of the bumper it says, "Nice people swallow." 
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:46 AM |
Great bumper stickers.
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EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 12,763
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Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:47 AM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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Angel54214
Posts: 14,056
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Bumper Stickers
Don't Believe Everything You Think
I Embarrass My Offspring
Bad Cop-No Donut!
I Have No Idea Where I'm Going
Eve Was Framed!
God Is Coming And Is She Pissed
Goddess On The Loose
If You Want Breakfast In Bed-Sleep In The Kitchen
Uppity Women Unite
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:24 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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PolyAngel
Posts: 55
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Here are some of my favs..sorry if any offend anyone.
Pot is a herb, Bush is a dope.
HUSBAND AND DOG MISSING... REWARD FOR DOG
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Proud to be a Canadian. (Of course I like this one...lol. I'm Canadian)
Oh look, just 2,852,677 more days til I start caring what you think
There are tons more, but not going to post them all.
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 2:56 PM |
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ILLLOOK
Posts: 315
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I just saw one that wasn't funny but I loved it
1 cross
+3 nails
=4giveness
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 3:02 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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shugMN
Posts: 21
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I like the one that says....
93X Rocks.
If they see it, I might get free gas!
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 1:57 AM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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warrior674
Posts: 4,973
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One of my favorites is:
"My kid beat up your honor student!"
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 5:35 AM |
Great bumper stickers.
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 10,902
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"Men like you aren't for dating.
You're for exercise"
Just saw that one today.
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 8:31 AM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Dyslexics Untie!!
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 12:21 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,491
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There's nothing like a little lipstick, around the dipstick...
CAUTION, Tailgate at your own risk, Driver chews, and SPITS...
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk[I]
seen on a landscaping truck at the mall, on the sidewalk
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 12:26 PM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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sciurusniger
Posts: 2,959
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"Hang up and DRIVE"
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 12:30 PM |
Great bumper stickers.
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EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 12,763
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"Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But YOU'RE still and IDIOT!!!"
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 1:15 PM |
Great bumper stickers. |
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angelbaby1970
Posts: 137
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You should never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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