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UnicornSyrup
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Feel free to add your own and for heavens sake, don't take all of these seriously. It's all in good fun.
For women having a bad hair day, the solution is to wear a low cut blouse.
Have a big forehead? (like mine) Grow some bangs.
Have a problem with someone? Ignore them.
Treat people how YOU would want to be treated.
Edited to add:
Don't eat the yellow snow. (Someone else would have done it.) 
[Edited on 2/22/2012 2:26 AM]
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| Feb 22 @ 7:48 AM |
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Suthn_Man
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There goes Unicorn, posting right in front of me again!!  
But anywaze:
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Make money!! TONS of the stuff.. After that, everything else is easier and you don't have to worry about how to pay the rent, whilst you're doing all the other stuff!  
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| Feb 22 @ 9:31 AM |
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lucy8
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Mental soundtrack:You could have done more. You should have done more. You need to do more. You need to be more.
We’re all doing the best we can with where we are on each given day. If we’re willing to believe it, our best is good enough.
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
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| Feb 22 @ 9:40 AM |
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lj450
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Always wipe front to back.
No one likes to smell a shitty sex organ.
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| Feb 22 @ 9:57 AM |
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Jalon
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^^^ How about one just cleanses the particular (unspeakable!) area with a mild solution of warm water, bleach and ammonia both before and after the sex act? Problem SOLVED!
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| Feb 22 @ 9:58 AM |
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Jalon
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Lj has dragged me down into a poopy mindset...defecate BEFORE bathing.
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| Feb 22 @ 9:59 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Especially if you combined bleach and ammonia... 
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| Feb 22 @ 10:15 AM |
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CaptainFlea
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I recommend a very mild solution of Baby Shampoo, Kerosene and a Blow Torch..cleans pretty much anything.
Oh also, if your brakes go out, don't try to stop your car with your foot.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/19/earlyshow/main20094552.shtml
"Senator, I knew Fred Flintstone..and you are no Fred Flintstone". 
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| Feb 22 @ 10:23 AM |
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clickityclack
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senator, you don't have a whiskey nose like fred flinstone did
helpful advise  always have duct tape handy
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| Feb 22 @ 10:25 AM |
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lj450
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I hate when my morning poop sets in on me AFTER my shower!!!
Try not to fart during sex.
Never sleep in the nude, a bug could crawl in your butthole and make a cocoon.
When working on anything mechanical, at some point throw your tools down and say "you damn sumbitch!!"
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| Feb 22 @ 11:06 AM |
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Tommygirl46
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Always give yourself a courtesy  
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| Feb 22 @ 11:08 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Find someone who loves you JUST the way you are ...not someon who wants to CHANGE you...
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| Feb 22 @ 11:56 AM |
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kattsmeow
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Don't ask me questions before my coffee. 
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| Feb 22 @ 12:29 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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^^ for sure .. she is definitely not coherent and the answer you might get might curl your toes !! lol jk Kitten .. but you do stumble about in a daze
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| Feb 22 @ 1:01 PM |
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kattsmeow
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| Feb 22 @ 1:11 PM |
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clickityclack
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well, Im not looking to change anyone, but I sure do have a keen eye for the right flavors! 
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| Feb 22 @ 2:12 PM |
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UnicornSyrup
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I love some of those.
Don't judge a person by what they look like.
Don't put others down until you know their whole story. You never know what that person is going through and you could be the last person to ever have contact with them.
Always tell your close friends and family that you love them. You never know what might happen.
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| Feb 22 @ 2:20 PM |
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Dillweed
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Money is an illusion and something that most of the people in this video know for a fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_aMBqk_S8&feature=related
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| Feb 22 @ 2:45 PM |
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Jalon
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Don't feed squirrels on your balcony if you don't want squirrel POOP on your balcony.
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| Feb 22 @ 9:32 PM |
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signme
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Start planning and saving for retirement in your 20s!
If you leave your Christmas tree up all year, it saves time next Christmas!
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