| Feb 8, 2006 @ 12:40 AM |
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macmarauder
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Nerds make better lovers. WHY??? you say.
well think of it, while others just worry about themselves, we treat it like homework. it must be done with great attention to detail as soon as we get home, we never rush ourselves. We're always working extra hard for that A+ and when it come to precision no jock can even come close. Sure we may have to bring the calculator in bed with us once in a while to calculate the air speed velocity, angles, basic physics, and atomic mass of the situation. but we will never forget your phone number or what your likes are.
something i thought to myself last night. "it's bed time so now is the time where all us guys in the world proclaim that we are masters of the universe in our own worlds by picking up our underwear with only our toes. then spiking it into the hamper to seal our victories for the day."
i got an email supposedly from microsoft on my Mac today. it said that my MSconfig file was in the wrong place and i needed to manually move it to this location or just use the link that they provided. so i went looking for it. well i didn't see it. i looked in all the system folders i could find and even ran a search for it. i even turned the library folder upsideddown and shook about. i pried up all the icons to see if it fell under one of them. i did vacum recently though, maybe it fell down and i sucked it up. so i went dumpster diving in the trash can folder. i still couldn't find it.
please help me, where did i put my MSconfig file? have you seen it? has anyone seen my MSconfig file. it's driving me nuts? and i don't even have windows installed so does anybody know where my little msconfig file might have gone?
an update:
the msconfig file was spotted running naked through a Cafe on Tejon st, hollering something about "apples aren't any good without a few worms in them"....
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 1:47 AM |
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devonguy
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I hear that Microsoft have a Trojan that seeks out the ‘unclean’ and installs a copy of windows in the background (all part of Bill’s plan to take over the world apparently) so I would find the ‘MSconfig file’ before the men in black come knocking on your door!
Got to go and swat the ‘spider’ that has just come out off my hard drive. Pip Pip!
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 1:57 AM |
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Angel54214
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I dunno "Mac", see if you can bring up the file by going to start, then click on run. Type in msconfig
If it says no file exists, well well ummmm... 
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 2:38 AM |
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SunBabe
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He's a MACINTOSH user! Um, t-h-i-n-k, hahaha
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 10:39 AM |
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Pete73052
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Try marking your front door with sheep's blood...
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 10:51 AM |
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2Biatchy4U
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w0w you musta really been bored
I have those days
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 8:32 PM |
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macmarauder
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Thought #1
well i watched "Christmas with the Kranks" last night and i have a random suggestion. the movie wasn't all that funny, it had a few moments but half way it totally falls flat on it's face and looses you. so to make the funnier here's a suggestion. if you watch it carefully you'll notice alot of references to Zombies. seriously watch the movie and look for the zombie parts. the whole neighborhood is filled with Christmas zombies.
the next time your out at the after Christmas Sales look at the hordes of people stumbling and bumbling through the stores for the day after Christmas sales. tell that they don't look and act like zombies. all lazy eyed from getting up so early, still half asleep bumping into things, and grumbling things as they push their way through the crowd.
"BRAINS!
30% OFF !!
BRAAAINS!!!!
50% OFF !!
BRAAAAAAINNNNSSS!!!!
MUST BUY TO FEEL COMPLETE!"
Thought #2
i hate cold weather!
i hate hot weather!
the big room (outside) should come with a personal thermostat control nob.
i'm complaining to the superintendent of this universe.
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 9:22 PM |
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suzieq0808
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I love nerds! I asked one how long it would take me to get from my house to our meeting place at the time of our meeting. He sent me detailed directions, right down to where I should park in the parking lot and how to approach the building. He was right on every single teeny tiny detail. It was so cute and funny.
Is randomtivity a word?
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 9:42 PM |
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Angel54214
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I always wondered which half of a "Diet Pepsi" has the one calorie... 
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| Feb 10, 2006 @ 11:23 AM |
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macmarauder
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now first of all i must say this since alot of people think that i must be on something but i'm really am naturally this creative and i don't do drugs. ok this one is kinda long but at least interesting but i think that corn is Evil and is Trying to Take Over the World.
"i was going to come in here and rant about politics but i found out something far far far more devious and evil and and and far more non digestible. CORN
i can see you covering your face and shaking her head side to side now. yes i can see through your monitor. maybe i’ve just had to many flavorless pixie sticks today but this is what i came up with.
CORN the most diabolically evil of all of all the vegetables. just what is it good for and don't tell me that it’s just a harmless little vegetable when it practically waves good bye to me when i go to the rest room. you know what i mean. i swear that it's laughing at us when we eat it. "he he he he he stupid human, i shall have my revenge in your intestines." so instead of having whole corn i made cream corn.
i have discovered how corn plans to take over the world and OMG they've been plotting this for a long time. they have a different plan for each major country. i have learned their plan for taking over america. i got stuck on one of those old english style loop things. some how corn is controlling city street design and the city keeps adding these stupid loops things in some areas. you see Corn already tried this in Europe a long time ago. well the most of the english were mentally able to deal with these syonic powers of these street loops and developed a immunity to them a long time ago. but us americans just get trapped by their powers and become incapacitated. so their plan is to develop the streets until there is so much traffic in america that when they actually attack all of our forces and population will be trapped on the streets behind a single old lady who has had her blinkers on since 1982.
OOOOO the humanity of being trapped in a traffic jam! BTW i should probably mention that i might be a little bias as since i'm typing on my laptop right now and still stuck in traffic in Denver!!!!!!!!! wait wait wait we're moving!! ahhh 2 more inches of freedom.
well that ends my continued rant on The Corn Domination, for now. sorry for ranting out of turn. "
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