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Mar 8, 2006 @ 5:19 PM Why God Made Men    
holding4u


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God made men because:

Women need somebody to move furniture.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 5:20 PM Why God Made Men    
spongebob777


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God made women because sheep can't cook.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 5:22 PM Why God Made Men    
holding4u


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God made women because men can't think with both heads at once
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 9:46 PM Why God Made Men    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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Man to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"

God to Man: "So you would love her."

Man to God: "But why did you make her so dumb?"

God to Man: "So that she would love you."

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Mar 8, 2006 @ 9:50 PM Why God Made Men    
Loreli


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God made men..
because she could!
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 9:56 PM Why God Made Men    
Hiwayman54


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No Male Bashing going on here IC. Very impressive.Maybe you gals should get off the computers......and find something PRODUCTIVE to do???
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 9:58 PM Why God Made Men    
holding4u


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You are on the computer, too. Maybe you should find something productive to do, too. I am being productive - I am posting to forums.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:01 PM Why God Made Men    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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No Male Bashing going on here IC. Very impressive.Maybe you gals should get off the computers......and find something PRODUCTIVE to do???


Thats male bashing!

God made woman so she could bash the man who bosses her around.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:30 PM Why God Made Men    
wandaful123


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For my pleasure!
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:42 PM Why God Made Men    
Silvertongue62


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Yeah, What am i doing here?
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:50 PM Why God Made Men    
wandaful123


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Pure entertainment Silver... You make me smile.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:57 PM Why God Made Men    
sunchaser59


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Man to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"

God to Man: "So you would love her."

Man to God: "But why did you make her so dumb?"

God to Man: "So that she would love you."


Tink, that is one of my favs (well, you told the short version)and, of course,I get a lot of different reactions when I tell it, needless to say.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:02 PM Why God Made Men    
raykl


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Sure, go ahead and bash all you want- but you still want us, need us and gotta have us.
Part of your need for creativity.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:10 PM Why God Made Men    
wandaful123


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Yeah, we need ya Ray who'd put out the garbage? and then there's the snow removal issues...
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:13 PM Why God Made Men    
Classy_Blonde


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So I could have my way with them.
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:13 PM Why God Made Men    
sunchaser59


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Hiwayman54:
No Male Bashing going on here IC. Very impressive.Maybe you gals should get off the computers......and find something PRODUCTIVE to do???


And, maybe you should just lighten up. Have you never told a dumb blonde joke orrrrr?? I find it strange that some guys can tell what they call jokes regarding the female gender but don't do very well at jokes directed at theirs. Just one of those things that makes me goooo... huh?
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:36 PM Why God Made Men    
wandaful123


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I'm with you classy Now don't get greedy, your not the only one around here!
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:48 PM Why God Made Men    
raykl


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So I could have my way with them


I'm with you classy Now don't get greedy, your not the only one around here!



Hmmm!! Thinking one of those French- Menage a trois things possibly here!!!!
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Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:56 PM Why God Made Men    
wandaful123


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Tsk-tsk Raymond! behave yourself!
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Mar 9, 2006 @ 12:03 AM Why God Made Men    
dark_moon


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OMG I can't believe no one knew the right answer yet!

God made men because you always ALWAYS make a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
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