| Mar 13, 2006 @ 1:52 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Ok now I know most of you have heard about the way some cars have been outfitted with breathalizers, by which the prospective driver tests his/her breath alcohol level; if the breath reading is over a certain limit, the ignition locks up, there-by preventing the would-be-driver from driving while under-the-influence.
So I was thinking perhaps there should be such a device that could be attached to PCs. This would prevent persons from causing offense, or embarassing themselves by posting things 0n-line, or on E-mails. If a person registered a breath alcohol level above a certain level, the key-board would freeze up, preventing the would-be-user to submit garbage, filth...or just plain embarassing posts.
When the user came down from his alcohol buzz...he/she would be free to go On-line once more.
What do you think? (I know I belong in the crazy thread!)  
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 1:57 PM |
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exiled131
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that is suppression of free speech. no way.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:01 PM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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computers no.... telephones YES
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:01 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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that is suppression of free speech. no way.
 ya think!
ok..heres another idea..how about a keyboard that can detect a persons mood?..Say a nasty mood..and whenever that person types something nasty or rude they get a big jolt.Knocks them right off their seat..ha!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:03 PM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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my best thoughts come when I'm in a pissy mood.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:32 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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hmmmmmmm..maybe i should try gettin` in a pithy mood.. ..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:51 PM |
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vicryder
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Make sure you wear your pith helmet.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:55 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Make sure you wear your pith helmet.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:58 PM |
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holding4u
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Tink, you come up with such lovely thoughts. I have gotten some emails that had to be CUI (Computer under the influence) But, on the other hand, some of my best ideas have come after a few margaritas. 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:09 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I have an inquiring mind..I think this idea would work..haha  even the keyboard shocker-roo
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:13 PM |
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Loreli
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whenever that person types something nasty or rude they get a big jolt 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:17 PM |
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exiled131
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hey i got the....ouch, motherf----er that hurt ouch dammit ow ow why you dirty bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ow. stupid keyboard and it's bzzzzzzzzzzzz that one tickled. i am starting to like that electrified keyboard for bad thoughts idea.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:21 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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hey i got the....ouch, motherf----er that hurt ouch dammit ow ow why you dirty bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ow. stupid keyboard and it's bzzzzzzzzzzzz that one tickled. i am starting to like that electrified keyboard for bad thoughts idea.
Well it would be a funny trick to play on someone..if it were made possible..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:29 PM |
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holding4u
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Well, Tink, I don't think that is worth OUCH O))))))) THAT HURTS
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:32 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Sure it is...just think no more hurt feelings on here..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:36 PM |
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nah12
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well crap it Tink guess i'll just have to pull out the ole voice recognition software instead of typing ..... ... oh will you be sorry now..... 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 4:46 PM |
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SylvanDreams
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Better move away from the computer even when doing voice recognition "typing".... electricity can arc several feet ZAAAAAAP
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 6:50 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I haven`t got zapped yet..shall I be? And test my keyboard..may have to replace it.. 
But I really like my idea..must be cause I`m crazy..ever wonder how many people you talk too on here are two sheets in the wind..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 6:51 PM |
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waterfire
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A really good idea
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 6:57 PM |
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spongebob777
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I think it's good to allow drunken stupidity show itself on the net. It helps to show who is wading in the shallow end of the gene pool and makes them easier to avoid.
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