| Mar 21, 2006 @ 4:52 PM |
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exiled131
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i have a theory and i would love the chance to test it. the weather changes that are happening have nothing to do with greenhouse gases. it is because americans are too friggin fat and we are making the world tilt causing a worldwide imbalance.
what do you think is causing this?
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 4:57 PM |
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spongebob777
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The sun god has something to do with it since there appears to be evidence of warming on Pluto, Mars, and just about every other planet they've taken readings of.
Not that greenhouse gasses are innocent
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 4:59 PM |
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exiled131
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sh!t, fat americans have affected the entire solar system? dammit.
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 5:00 PM |
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spongebob777
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Not fat Americans. The sheer numbers in China and India offset any weight distribution.
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 6:08 PM |
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raykl
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It might be all of the B\Sitting on this site 
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 6:32 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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My belief is that it's all the people walking around with rocks in their heads.
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 6:37 PM |
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spongebob777
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Judging from my propane bill this winter I'm thinking it might be my fault. Now if only I could find the window I've apparently left open to let the heat out.
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| Mar 21, 2006 @ 6:43 PM |
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chinabull2000
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Hmmm... so maybe if we Brits got fatter then the balance would be restored and all would be well with the world again?
~...wanders off to get some ice-cream, chocolate sauce and a side-serving of strawberries, double-cream and those little multi-coloured sprinkly things...~
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| Mar 22, 2006 @ 12:47 AM |
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stormy73
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I know EXACTLY the reason behind the weather changes....
AL QAEDA!!  
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| Mar 22, 2006 @ 2:01 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Hmmm... so maybe if we Brits got fatter then the balance would be restored and all would be well with the world again?
~...wanders off to get some ice-cream, chocolate sauce and a side-serving of strawberries, double-cream and those little multi-coloured sprinkly things...~
Mmmmm....you start serving up stuff like that, and we just may vote to become a colony again! 
I know EXACTLY the reason behind the weather changes....
AL QAEDA!!
STORMY!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhh........keep that quiet. It only takes about a second and a half for someone to make the jump from Al Qaeda to blaming Bush for the weather....you know, like that "button" he's got his finger on is actually a global thermostat or something!
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| Mar 22, 2006 @ 1:39 PM |
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exiled131
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jester, the button would be a pretty good thermostat if bush pressed it into play. it would get a few thousand degrees hotter in some areas very quick.
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| Mar 22, 2006 @ 10:47 PM |
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irish20835
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It's all the fault of us evil Republicans....  muahhhhhhhhhhh
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| Mar 23, 2006 @ 12:17 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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jester, the button would be a pretty good thermostat if bush pressed it into play. it would get a few thousand degrees hotter in some areas very quick.
Yeah, but to press it...well...think of the political "fallout".....
It's all the fault of us evil Republicans.... muahhhhhhhhhhh
Well, if that's the case, I'll happily share in the blame! 
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| Mar 23, 2006 @ 1:27 AM |
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altogirl67
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The weather changes are because of excess methane...
So, if we could all stop farting, the environmental balance would be restored...
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| Mar 23, 2006 @ 2:00 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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LOL...you're timing with that comment, Alto - is perfect! My 9 year old son and I were just getting ready for bed. Must've been the beans tonight or something, but we're BOTH increasing the planet's methane production significantly tonight. Only at the ripe old age of 9, he's getting a large charge out of it and can't quit laughing! (It's a boy thing....) 
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