| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:00 PM |
What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Should people be able to marry trees?
I think they should...why? Well, if they want to marry a tree, it means that they have some sort of mental disorder most likely, so we really wouldn't want them to reproduce anyway, so as long as they remain faithful to their tree, there shouldn't be a worry of that happening...
Oh oh oh! And don't bring up the gay marriage thing here! We are assuming this person is marrying a tree of the opposite sex!
What do you think? 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:02 PM |
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spongebob777
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I'm stumped.
However I do have a cute little peach tree outside the bedroom window.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:05 PM |
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wandaful123
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think of the offspring sponge...
who wants a soggy peach?
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:07 PM |
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Loreli
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A tree is more likely to leave
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:10 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Its bark would be much worse then its bite.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:17 PM |
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mailorderannie
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But...at least a tree would know its roots.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:18 PM |
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wandaful123
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but it would definitely be rooted
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:18 PM |
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wandaful123
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great minds Annie 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:19 PM |
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mailorderannie
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Too funny wanda!
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:21 PM |
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Jankia
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If I married a tree I could then branch out find other birches to pollinate with my seeds.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:22 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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With this branch I thee wed...
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:23 PM |
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spongebob777
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I'm pining for my little peachtree.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:25 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 I`m a Weeping Willow
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:26 PM |
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spongebob777
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My little peachtree gives me a woody. 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:28 PM |
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wandaful123
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as in wood pecker? 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:29 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:33 PM |
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Jankia
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You best be a keepin yer pecker offin my birch! 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:37 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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You can tell my trees a dogwood tree by its bark..
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:38 PM |
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wandaful123
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now,now Jankia... sharing is good. You need to branch out, Think of the community.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:39 PM |
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mailorderannie
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What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?
Well...wooden you?
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