| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:40 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Only if it could count....
one...two....tree...
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:41 PM |
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Jankia
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I'm sorry Wanda,I was just being a onery ole piss elm.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 6:43 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Know what my tree wears to a swimming party?? 
Swimming Trunks 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:19 PM |
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CynCity
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As long as it wasn't a pine tree, would be a sticky situation. Needles to say.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:20 PM |
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Jankia
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Yea! Who wants to be a cone head.
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:29 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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My tree doesn`t like to play checkers ya know...
cause its a Chess-Nut!!
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:33 PM |
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wandaful123
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Needles to say.
 
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| Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:37 PM |
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Jankia
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I'd sure like to Spruce up that little sapling before some board lumberjack takes a hickory stick and bruises her limbs.
Else I'll put a knot in his noggin for loggin.
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 1:43 AM |
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stormy73
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Well, if you DO marry a tree.. PLEASE be careful! If you marry a tree that is an abuser, he could beat you to a PULP(HAH!)! 
And make sure he's rich, so you'll know he can give you lots of RINGS(MERCY!)  .
Of course, ANY tree that gets married is a SAP(WHOOPEEE!!!!)
And if you get married to a tree, and he has to go away on a long business trip, you might end up PINING(YASSUH!) 
Well, I'm all punned out!
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:24 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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What if the tree didn't want to marry YEW??????
Sorry....guess it's time for me to saw some logs....gotta get to the airport early tomorrow - plane leaves for aspen in the morning. Been pining for a couple of cones that are identical - you know, clone cones.....hang on, gotta put in another CD to listen to....ah, here it is, Scott Joplin.....yeah, that's right....Maple Leaf Rag, it's great! (He was quite the entertainer, but that, of course, is a different thread entirely!) Hey! It's scratched. Well I'll be a son of a birch....now I gotta grab a beer....this BUDS for you.....so happy it's finally sprig......would like to move, but I don't want to uproot everyone.....after aspen, I'm thinking of going to the beech for a little R & R.....maybe try to find myself a little piece of ash, I don't know yet......is it still cold where you live? Let me know, and I'll see if I can get you a new fir.....
I gotta go....before Sponge's wood pecker decides to  again!
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:25 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I gotta go....before Sponge's wood pecker decides to again!
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:26 AM |
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vicryder
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Going out on a limb here, but some of you folks just ain't right. 
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:33 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Going out on a limb here, but some of you folks just ain't right
Oak-ie dokie...Don`t let the limb break..
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:39 AM |
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spongebob777
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Seems like I wood get board being married to a tree.
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:43 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Wood you?..
oops...wood-dint you
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:53 AM |
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poniepower
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I'd be pine-ing away, if I wood marry a tree and we saw that it woodn't work out.
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 12:03 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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wood it make you a sap to pine away like that..
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 12:37 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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But it would be so sad if it wanted to leave...
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:05 PM |
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exiled131
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i can hear the vows from the evening news story now..."do you take maple to be your wife, in mold and in spring, til root rot do you part?"
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:08 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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