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What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?


Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:09 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
exiled131


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odds on favorite to be the first: anna nicole smith and a rich tree with dutch elm disease
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:13 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
Loreli


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Or one of the Gabors and a rich one with root rot
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:15 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
exiled131


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don't the gabors already have root rot?
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:18 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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don't the gabors already have root rot?


wood n`t You..
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:18 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
Loreli


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Elizabeth Taylor and a tree with sap deficiency?
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:26 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
exiled131


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well, she wouldn't have to worry about that tree not getting "wood" she have married almost every damn man on the planet so trees would be a good choice for her. i see her with douglas fir before christmas.
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:37 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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you know whats green and lives in a tree..its a woody wood pickle...do you know what a tree says when he looks in the mirror? Geometry (gee I`m a tree)
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 5:41 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
exiled131


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alright, you violated the bad joke law...five dollar fine for each offense.
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 6:02 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
JesterDrawers


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What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?
TINK - What kind of drugs are you doing, anyway?
(And can I HAVE some??????)


i see her with douglas fir before christmas.

This WILL happen. How do I know? I just read about it in the Enquirer!
Yep...they're building a new house in the country, right next to...I mean, RIGHT NEXT TO...a river. Why?
Because Liz has always had a thing for Douglas Fir Banks......
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 6:05 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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My trees part pig...its porky pine!!!
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:13 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
mailorderannie


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I have given this some thought, and I feel that everyone should have the right to marry whom they want without redicule or judgement.
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:18 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:23 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
Loreli


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well, if we are allowed to marry trees, then by gosh, we should be able to marry nanners...
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:25 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
JesterDrawers


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I have given this some thought, and I feel that everyone should have the right to marry whom they want without redicule or judgement.

My sister just called and proposed to me! Have you been talking to her???
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:29 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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well, if we are allowed to marry trees, then by gosh, we should be able to marry nanners...


well nanners are grown on TREES..

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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:51 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
lakelady51


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I'll propose to the first beechnut tree to step up to the plate!

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Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:52 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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I'll propose to the first beechnut tree to step up to the plate!


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Mar 25, 2006 @ 8:00 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
Heaveninawildflower


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I'll propose to the first beechnut tree to step up to the plate!



Oh Beachy.....yoo hooooooo...
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Mar 25, 2006 @ 8:08 PM What if Someone Wants to Marry a Tree?    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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he has gorgeous limbs and doesn`t bark and he has his roots firmly planted..a very stable tree he is..
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