| Apr 28, 2006 @ 6:54 PM |
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holding4u
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I just got my new super duper, convertible, gel pad, criss cross , strapless push up bra. First I had to put the pieces together - I had some left and I am not sure what they were supposed to do. According to the instructions, you pull it up over your hips and everything!! is supposed to move upward to the desired area. For 2 hours I have pulled and tugged and now I have 6 rolls between my bra and my chin. But what the heck - it's like the teddy I ordered - it has been stuck on my left leg for 10 years. Those suckers are not size accurate. 
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| Apr 28, 2006 @ 7:18 PM |
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tahoma
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or maybe it's like those jeans we wore in the 80's that you needed pliers to pull the zipper up while you were lying on the bed.
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| Apr 28, 2006 @ 7:20 PM |
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holding4u
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No, honey - the way we oldsters got into those jeans was to take a coat hanger and zip them up while lying on the floor
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| Apr 28, 2006 @ 8:13 PM |
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painter007
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and once they are on ya do a couple deep squats to stretch them out.
I tell my sons the girls wear their pants do tight you can see a fart bubble go down their leg..lol I know its gross but my sons laughed.
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| Apr 28, 2006 @ 8:20 PM |
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holding4u
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Remember I didn't say this - my best friend's mother did - cooter cutters - forgive me - I hang my head in shame, but I couldn't help myself.
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| Apr 28, 2006 @ 11:23 PM |
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grumblebear
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Victoria Secret never did a thing for me...
Now Jane from the Tarzan Movies... that lil rag bikini... or racquel welch as the cave girl.... nothing like furs....
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 1:29 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Victoria Secret never did a thing for me...
Now Jane from the Tarzan Movies... that lil rag bikini... or racquel welch as the cave girl.... nothing like furs.
Amen, brother - I'll second that one in a heartbeat!!!!
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 11:53 AM |
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greenizenora
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Holding. . .I just blew coffee out my nose, tyvm!! You are hysterically funny.
A little story (I seem to be full of them today, sorry!)
One of my brothers was getting married, and my mom wanted to look very sleek in her dress. She got one of those all-in-one slimmer things. It took my mom, my sister, myself, and about an hour to get her into that damn thing. We never laughed so hard in our entire lives!!
Grumble. . .Jester. . .I think you'd both look lovely in Victoria's Secret. Especially one of the racier bustier and thong ensembles! 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 12:01 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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.I think you'd both look lovely in Victoria's Secret
Personally, I think all men should at least try wearing the thongs/bustier/high heels ensembles, if only so they'll appreciate what we women go through to 'enhance the experience'...
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 3:57 PM |
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holding4u
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It is ok, guys - I can be out of this thing by Monday. Now, do you understand why I need a man - I need help with this thing. 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 7:18 PM |
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Earl47
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Victoria Secret?? Nah.....You're more important Holding4u.....Earl
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:01 PM |
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AngelLight
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Sorry, I second Tink's initial response
.....too freakin' funny.
You don't need just any man Holding, sounds like you need a man who can truly get himself somewhere without having to stop and ask for directions!!!!
Good luck on that one
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:22 PM |
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Earl47
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A woman does indeed need a man that is loyal and will love her...Earl
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:38 PM |
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AngelLight
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Yes Earl 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:44 PM |
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Earl47
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You bet! Oh yes i can admire Holding4you's humour side of that. I just wanted her to know women like her already have me as the best friend just because of their personality and who they are. Men need to love and be loyal and look for what's inside a woman, and women should do the same. .Earl
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:49 PM |
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Palomino
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~ppffftttt!!~ Too freakin funny, Holding! The visual are hysterical!
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:33 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Grumble. . .Jester. . .I think you'd both look lovely in Victoria's Secret. Especially one of the racier bustier and thong ensembles!
nora - NOT unless I get to keep my ears, too!
Personally, I think all men should at least try wearing the thongs/bustier/high heels ensembles, if only so they'll appreciate what we women go through to 'enhance the experience'...
Heaven - where's Jessica when we need him?!?!?!?
My own personal opinion? I think women should STOP wearing them....I'm dead serious...they just LOOK so darned uncomfortable, I don't think it's fair for men to expect that of women....you know, if it's the "right" woman, she can "dress up" in a pair of beat up old blue jeans and be THE SEXIEST WOMAN in the world!
You don't need just any man Holding, sounds like you need a man who can truly get himself somewhere without having to stop and ask for directions!!!!
Angel - now that's not fair!!!!!! First, you laugh at holding's predicament.....that's okay, it was meant to be funny. But to tell her to look for a breed that has been extinct forever - that's truly unforgiveable!!!!
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 1:11 PM |
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holding4u
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Jester, I will wear those old jeans as soon as I get this thing off. (yes, Keep the ears and I will mail you a puffy little bunny tail.)
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 1:57 PM |
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RAKS37
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I just got my new super duper, convertible, gel pad, criss cross
man that sounds fantastic
how fast does it go?
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:14 PM |
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pitbullgurl
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Hilarious visual Holding!! Still gigglin'!!
I don't think it's fair for men to expect that of women....you know, if it's the "right" woman, she can "dress up" in a pair of beat up old blue jeans and be THE SEXIEST WOMAN in the world!
Soooo true Jest All the lace and wires are pure torture!! 
All I had to wear was my hubby's button up shirt in the morning...while brushing my teeth.....and he thought THAT was sexy!!  
[Edited on 4/30/2006 2:52 PM]
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