| Apr 29, 2006 @ 10:01 PM |
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holding4u
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My Mama said "Want in one hand, poop in the other and see which one fills up fastest."
My Mama said to my brother "If you keep doing that, you will go blind."
My Mama said (and it took me 20 years to understand this one) STOP THAT RIGHT NOW - you'll ruin yourself.
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 10:38 PM |
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nah12
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my mama said...... "go play in the street with your tricycle".....
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 10:56 PM |
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Earl47
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My Mother said, Bubba ( that's my nickname). That's what paper towels are for. My sheets had some stains on them when i was 13. Anyway, i listened to her, even though i didn't reply at the time....Earl
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 12:48 AM |
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HarleysB_WV
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" I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out of it!"
"Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." (like the emt's are really going to be THAT concerned over my drawers.) 
"If it looks too good to be true, then it is too good be true."
"Ask for what you need, but always need what you ask for."
"The grass is only greener on the other side of the fence because they spray painted it." 
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 1:13 AM |
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keeno
Posts: 2,363
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something i've heard over and over, was heard by my brother when he told my mom about the harley. my mama said,"he's old enough to know better and dumb enough to do it again."
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 1:22 AM |
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davelrrp
Posts: 180
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Heard my x-mother in law tell a nosey neighbor to stay out of her business. If she didn't......."I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry"!
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:11 AM |
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WickedWench
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" I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out of it!"
"Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." (like the emt's are really going to be THAT concerned over my drawers.)
OMG Harley you crack me up Girl!! Are you "speaking" with a southern accent by any chance? Mindless minds wanna know ..
It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye. Then it's a sport! 
[Edited on 4/30/2006 2:18 AM]
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 10:28 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,813
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'Love many, trust few, and paddle your own canoe.' "
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 10:30 AM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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My mamma said if she ever sees that finger again, she's breaking it off.
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 10:39 AM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,418
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Just wait til your father gets home.....
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:05 AM |
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nowhinning
Posts: 35
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..."What? Do you think money is grown on trees?!"
"If you are going to dream, dream big! Why waste your time on small dreams?!"
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:36 AM |
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paperchase417
Posts: 101
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My momma said "I said I didnt want you selling it, I didnt tell you to flush it idiot!"
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:37 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,622
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"you have to eat a pound of dirt before you die"
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:43 AM |
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sciurusniger
Posts: 2,958
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"Go to bed. I'm tired."
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:50 AM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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OMG Harley you crack me up Girl!! Are you "speaking" with a southern accent by any chance? Mindless minds wanna know
I dun tole ya!! I ain't gots no axcent!!!! (but yes. southern hick I believe is what they call it)
My son's response to this topic:
"Mama says alligators are so ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush to brush them!"
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 12:02 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,622
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I hope you have kids just like you someday...
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 1:09 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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My Mama said - Don't wear that - it makes you look like a two dollar whore -(I always wondered if that was all it cost)
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 6:27 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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"If I come in there and find it, I'm gonna smack you!" This was her reply when I would whine about being unable to find something after looking for exactly 0.0023 seconds.
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 6:36 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
Posts: 10,955
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"If you have love in your heart, Santa Claus exists"
"NOBODY WILL EVER GIVE YOU A JOB!"
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 6:39 PM |
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jazzy73703
Posts: 73
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"You couldn't find your butt with both hands"
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