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| May 3, 2006 @ 11:25 AM |
Honesty, Love and Dentures
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holding4u
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Everyone is always concerned about honesty but it is the little things that trip you up. A friend of mine recently married after seeing the gentleman for about a year. About three months after they were married, she discovered he wore DENTURES - when the dog got hold of them. Hubbie had been putting dentures under a towel and placing them on the window sill. Truth in love!!!
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| May 3, 2006 @ 11:28 AM |
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wandaful123
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An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite me on my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
He answered, "To get my teeth!"
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| May 3, 2006 @ 8:54 PM |
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mangolover60
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Well, this happens when we get older and start dating older people. Things start going missing, like teeth, hair, breasts, ovaries, uteruses, testes, appendixes, splines, prostates, kidneys, thyroids, etc!
But to offset the missing there are a few things that get added, such as hair coming out of your ears and noses, liver spots, stretch marks.
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| May 3, 2006 @ 9:30 PM |
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MotownManiax
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Wanda and Mango
Btw, Holding, I just love the title of this thread!! 
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| May 3, 2006 @ 9:36 PM |
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holding4u
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I accidentally posted this thread twice - oops, but you guys took it in the sense if was intended - thanks. I once heard this joke from my boss. God definitely has a sense of humor. Think about it. As a man gets older his teeth fall out, but he still wants to eat. His wiener stays there and doesn't get used as his age increases - maybe God should have let man's teeth stay and his wiener fall off. 
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| May 3, 2006 @ 9:38 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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maybe God should have let man's teeth stay and his wiener fall off.
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| May 3, 2006 @ 9:40 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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I accidentally posted this thread twice
Ah ha!!! That explains it! I was wondering what happened to all the posts, couldn't understand why they'd have been deleted...they've all been hilarious!
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| May 3, 2006 @ 10:16 PM |
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dixiepixie
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Ah ha!!! That explains it! I was wondering what happened to all the posts, couldn't understand why they'd have been deleted
Me too. I didn't know what was going on when all the posts disappeared.
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| May 4, 2006 @ 1:37 AM |
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bevrice
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Lol, mango, lost my uterus and one ovary when I was twenty four, that was a GOOD loss, best thing that ever happened to me, should happen to all women who are through having babies, lol.
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| May 4, 2006 @ 7:31 AM |
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bevrice
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What DID happen to all the threads, mine was certainly not inflammatory? Just said, I sure don't mind dentures as long as they don't go around without them in. My mom had them from twenty nine, she slept in hers, you never saw them out of her mouth, so for all intents and purposes, they were her teeth.
People my age usually look better with dentures, they are much nicer and whiter than the real teeth are.
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| May 4, 2006 @ 8:10 AM |
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moonstarr
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I grant that would be a strange thing to have to attempt to casually bring up in conversation somehow, but you'd think he would have found a way LONG before that point!!
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| May 4, 2006 @ 6:57 PM |
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midnightthunder
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God should have let man's teeth stay and his wiener fall off.
Now the thread will have to be called..."Honesty, Love and Wieners... 
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| May 4, 2006 @ 8:55 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,096
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I can do one about wieners - give me a few days to ponder on it "Buns, Wieners and Why I Lie"
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| May 4, 2006 @ 10:25 PM |
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getinmyarms
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But to offset the missing there are a few things that get added, such as hair coming out of your ears and noses, liver spots, stretch marks.
history, shared past, tough times gotten through, great times and victories achieved together, too many kisses to count.
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| May 5, 2006 @ 4:02 AM |
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TangledUpinBlues
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Love it Holding, that was a good one from your boss!
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