| May 5, 2006 @ 8:10 PM |
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raykl
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one pound of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one pound of shlit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shlit than to drink water and be full of it !!
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:16 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 I don`t drink water..
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:21 PM |
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kattsmeow
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Also, lets not forget,,fish have sex in water.... 
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:27 PM |
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spongebob777
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Our nations founders were heavy drinkers due to the fact that it was safer than drinking water in those days.
I don't drink alcohol anymore and I do talk a lot of s***. 
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:29 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Considering water is a means of survival, it's safe to say you'd be dead in less than a year if you didn't consume it.
I`m not dead yet...
Need to purify the water before ya drink it..
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:33 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
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THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shlit than to drink water and be full of it !!
 
Too funny!! I'm with ya on this one though!!  
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:33 PM |
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spongebob777
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Also, lets not forget,,fish have sex in water....
So do I if i happen to find a mermaid who's willin. 
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:40 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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raykl - THIS is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll never touch water again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:42 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I'll never touch water again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 But you`ll drink it..
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| May 5, 2006 @ 8:51 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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Not after Sponge has had sex with a mermaid in it - uh uh!!!!
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| May 5, 2006 @ 9:02 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Not after Sponge has had sex with a mermaid in it - uh uh!!!!
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| May 5, 2006 @ 9:03 PM |
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spongebob777
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Jester has something against tadpoles. 
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| May 5, 2006 @ 9:23 PM |
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painter007
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I am almost more at home in the water than on land.
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| May 5, 2006 @ 9:27 PM |
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garymiko
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Hey painter...... does the shower count?
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| May 5, 2006 @ 9:28 PM |
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dowens
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^^^^^^^.......Spongey......looks like you found your mermaid in Painter!!..... 
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| May 6, 2006 @ 12:34 AM |
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grumblebear
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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
“Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
An eager student gave his answer.
“Well the answer is obvious,” he said “ if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”
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| May 6, 2006 @ 3:44 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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.......Spongey......looks like you found your mermaid in Painter!!.....
QUICK! Pull that darned mermaid OUT OF PAINTER!!!!! That has just GOT to be uncomfortable!!!!!
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| May 6, 2006 @ 4:25 AM |
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Earl47
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Alcohol, is the wrong idea. Alcohol dehydrates the body, and destroys the liver, alcohol also makes a person age much faster, alcohol is also a mind altering chemical.
Water, on the other hand hydrates the human body (which the human body is made up of more than 90% content. Everyone, needs at least a half gallon of water per day, but of course that depends on their body size as to what intake they administer. But again. alcohol is a ptroleum chemical, and should not be used in the human body.
Here is a startling fact, i am 50, and right at 30% of my High School colleagues are now dead from BOOZE!!!
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| May 6, 2006 @ 11:55 AM |
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SunBabe
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It was a joke. 
And I'm 58 and haven't heard of any of my old classmates or friends dying of alcohol related problems. Then again, 99% of those I grew up with learned to drink responsibly. Those who couldn't handle it (because of an inborn tendancy toward alcoholism) were wise enough to seek help and quit at the first sign of potential problems.
Besides, a drink a day is good for your heart (truth!) Probably kills heartworm
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