| May 20, 2006 @ 1:35 PM |
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Ladyhawk920
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You know you're a Redneck when......You play pool one-handed while holding a "sackful" of Crystal burgers in the other.... Yes folks, sad to say I witnessed that last night in a place I shouldn't have been...lol
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| May 20, 2006 @ 1:58 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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LadyHawk...actually sounds like it woulda been fun! I'd love to have seen that one
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| May 20, 2006 @ 2:11 PM |
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DwainP50
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My brother lives in Georgia, the ladies are cute, flirts and have a sexy accent. Did I say dance good to?  
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| May 20, 2006 @ 2:55 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 11,900
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...instead of starting your bedtime stories to the kids with.."Once upon a time" you start with "Your not gonna believe any o dis s***."
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| May 20, 2006 @ 9:54 PM |
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walkingman
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buy a pick up and drink beer. I live in a state full of redneck's. I know I will never be one but the one's I meet are alot of fun to be around..
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| May 20, 2006 @ 11:40 PM |
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Dylan_Fan
Posts: 118
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You play pool one-handed while holding a "sackful" of Crystal burgers in the other....
Sounds to me like he was playing "pocket pool."
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| May 21, 2006 @ 4:11 AM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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....you read other people's ideas of "redneck jokes" and truly fail to see the humor in it because it's a natural part of life for you!! 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 7:56 AM |
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Cupcake43130
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I hear ya Harley.....that's pretty much the norm where I'm from!!!
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| May 21, 2006 @ 8:53 AM |
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TangledUpinBlues
Posts: 134
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Hey dylan, is pocket pool something you would know about, hmmmmm?
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:00 AM |
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Dylan_Fan
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Quite the expert, if I may say so myself.  
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| May 22, 2006 @ 3:12 AM |
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TangledUpinBlues
Posts: 134
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I thought so dylan, you seem the type, redneck or not
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| May 22, 2006 @ 2:23 PM |
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ladyfae
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You know you're a REdneck when....
You see your neighbor driving the riding mower to the grocery store!
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| May 22, 2006 @ 2:40 PM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,628
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When you say, "Hey watch this," instead of "Watch out!"
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| May 22, 2006 @ 5:58 PM |
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douge36
Posts: 213
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I'm a redneck and I would never change it. It's a lifestyle that was good for my parents, their parents and it's good enough for me, my brothers and sisters and my child. I could not imagine how the other half lives. Seems like it would be kind of boring to me. 
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| May 22, 2006 @ 6:20 PM |
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CynCity
Posts: 556
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You know you're a REdneck when....
You see your neighbor driving the riding mower to the grocery store
And he gets pulled over for a Driving Under the Influence!
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| May 22, 2006 @ 7:18 PM |
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Ladyhawk920
Posts: 351
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For those who classify themselves as "Rednecks"....I didn't mean to offend anyone and apologize if I have. I had just recovered after being in a place I shouldn't have gone to just to amuse a date. I stand behind what I've always said. "If you and a date walk in a bar and they know his/her name....they've been there toooo many times"...not a good thing in any bar. I use to be one of those people back when I was 21....at 43, I surely don't want that lifestyle.
Rednecks are good folks and I would never hesistate to sit and share a cold beer with any one of them and have a good time
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| May 22, 2006 @ 8:55 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
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Ladyhawk?? If a person can't laugh at themselves then they certainly shouldn't be laughing at anyone else. I'm a redneck and I have no issue whatsoever with this thread. I feel that it was made in fun and IS fun.
You might be a Redneck when..........you get angry because you can't find the words : reckin, yaunto, y'all, and ain't in the dictionary!
The tires on your truck cost more than your truck!!!
When your two year old son has more teeth than you do!
You're in the same grade at school as your 11 year old son!!
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| May 22, 2006 @ 8:58 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 11,900
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HarleysB_WV-What that thar dictonary you is sprayin bout?
You gots yourself one of em?
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| May 22, 2006 @ 9:19 PM |
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bryan2992
Posts: 688
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if you and your fiancee do your bridal registry at the dollar general store and you worry it might be toooo classy you might be a redneck
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| May 22, 2006 @ 9:35 PM |
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davelrrp
Posts: 180
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Bryan, I hate to disagree, but wouldn't it more likely be the pawn shop? You know, convienient one-stop shopping for your family and friends !!!!
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