| Jun 20, 2006 @ 5:34 PM |
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Goodness_Gracie
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Argument:
A discussion that occurs when you are right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead:
When a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a police officer.
Bar-be-que:
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat,but cleaned everything up- but he *made the dinner*.
Blonde jokes:
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe:
Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes Dryer:
An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda:
A drink you buy at the convience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
Eternity:
The last 2 minutes of a football game.
Excercise:
To walk up and down a mall, occassionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List:
What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take it with you to the store.
Hair Dresser:
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.
Hardware Store:
Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth:
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions, he gets to hold your hand and say *focus ,,,,breath.....and push*.
Lipstick:
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.
Park:
Before children, a verb meaning, *to go somewhere to neck*. After children , a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience:
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. *See also tranquilizers*.
Waterproof Mascara:
Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentines Day:
A day when you have dreams of candle light dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky if you get a card.
~Author Unknown~
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| Jun 20, 2006 @ 6:34 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 Good ones Gracie... 
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| Jun 20, 2006 @ 7:00 PM |
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grumblebear
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eternity... a very important definition...
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| Jun 21, 2006 @ 9:10 AM |
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Cupcake43130
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Great post Gracie....and oh so true... I can relate to SO many of those.
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| Jun 21, 2006 @ 6:06 PM |
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Goodness_Gracie
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Eternity is high on the list ehhh grumble? 
Pssssssssst cupcake me to but shhhhhhhh!!! 
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| Jun 21, 2006 @ 6:57 PM |
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Cupcake43130
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(ok gracie......your secret is safe with me  )
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| Jun 21, 2006 @ 7:03 PM |
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grumblebear
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well, eternity can be varied depending on viewpoint... 2 minutes of football... vs 2 minutes of shopping... lol
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| Jun 22, 2006 @ 6:18 AM |
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Goodness_Gracie
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Well Grumble I do like football and I do like shopping.........
Hummmmmmmmmm
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