| Jun 28, 2006 @ 2:24 AM |
haw can you tell if youre drunk?
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jubilee_sparks
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ive never been drunk so i wanna know
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 4:20 AM |
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SunBabe
Posts: 12,279
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haw can you tell if youre drunk?
ive never been drunk so i wanna know
The first thing you notice is that your spelling, punctuation and capitalization skills fly off the screen   
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 6:37 AM |
haw can you tell if youre drunk?
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silverfox789
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The first thing you notice is that your spelling, punctuation and capitalization skills fly off the screen
Haha yes!
Also..
Being more talkative.. And cuss words seem to come out much easier.
That's when I know it's starting to have some effect on me. ;)
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 7:52 AM |
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sweet_n_small1
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My lips and fingertips get numb and kinda tingly. Eventually it spreads to more of my face. LOL
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 10:04 AM |
haw can you tell if youre drunk?
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wvbluebaby
Posts: 605
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welll now...let me tell ya...i wub you all soooooo muccch....now then.......hmmmm..am i drunk????i dont feel drunk????do you think i am drunk????well now....let me tell ya....did i tell you i wuv you alll sooooo much??? 
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 1:13 PM |
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chinabull2000
Posts: 7,012
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My hands get swollen if I drink too much, plus my penis gets itchy feet.
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 1:32 PM |
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Snappygoddess
Posts: 5,099
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Your penis has feet? And to think, most men brag about inches!! You got em beat, China 
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 4:37 PM |
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waterfire
Posts: 2,946
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You repeat yourself a lot
youe repeat yourself a lot 
most men brag about inches!!
I stopped braging after watching the birth of my daughter
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 5:07 PM |
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luckydave
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your wife/girlfriend starts looking good,, :)
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 5:19 PM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,625
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Drunk??? I ain't drunk. Now give me back my keys. 
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 5:40 PM |
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spongebob777
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I wouldn't know, I'm Amish and the devils brew is forbidden.
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 5:43 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 11,896
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When you piss in someones fireplace because you thought it was a campfire.
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 6:30 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,606
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When you piss in someones fireplace because you thought it was a campfire.
And they're so drunk they don't even wonder why you're doing that!!!
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 6:35 PM |
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BigCiX
Posts: 33
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i start to slur when i talk
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 6:46 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 11,896
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Your right Heaven,that was over 30 years ago and I didnt even know I did it until the next day when my brother told me.He said nobody thought a thing of it.
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 7:31 PM |
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lonewolf299
Posts: 109
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When you wake up the next morning hugging the toilet after a long night of  .
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 7:59 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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When you are hanging out the car window - telling them to drive more slowly and the car is stopped. 
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 8:40 PM |
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lacyvsq
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You are very warm, you think you are witty, your arms go easily around any member of the opposite sex, besides talk flowing more freely, there is this urge to kiss...and there are times you don't respect yourself in the morning...and other times it's hard to wipe the smile off your face...  (the closest emoticon to fanning myself) The problem is that you lack the judgement to determine whether it's going to be one of those disrespect times or smile times...
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 9:03 PM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,625
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Tell the nice police man to hold you beer while you look for your license.
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| Jun 28, 2006 @ 9:21 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
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When you're laying in bed and put one foot on the floor in an attempt to stop the bed and the room from spinning, but end up running for the first pukeable thing you can grab. YOU'RE DEFINITELY DRUNK!!!!!!
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