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holding4u
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You walk out of the bedroom and your child says your lipstick is all over your face
(My reply was if my make-up is a mess, no one will notice how large my butt is)
The topic of discussion with friends is no longer men, sex, etc. It is BOWEL MOVEMENTS
You go to buy clothes and you want everything with elastic waists.
Someone mentions kinky sex and you think about sprains and cramps
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 10:58 AM |
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Cidronlvnv
Posts: 285
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You know your old when...
When you have enough wrinkles that you need spackle to fill them in...
You cant eat some of the things you did without spendin the night near the toilet.
You still dont have a cell phone.
Ditto for MP3 player
You remember a world when TV's were black and white and remotes were not even an option, and there were only three channels (NBC, CBS, and ABC).
Poeple no longer card you
People assume the "seniors" discount at the time of your purchase
Your idea of thrilling sex is ..sex.
Sex for you involves alot of joint popping and arthritic pains. And may involve a ER visit.
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 11:52 AM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 8,794
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When Ozzy Osbourne's, Metallica's, Mega Death's and Pantera's music and being played in elevators, supermarkets and hotel lobbies as soothing back ground music.
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 1:38 PM |
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uab_5
Posts: 4,759
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When your MD is younger than you...groan.
When your friend's high schoolers, who idolize you, were born since you graduated high school.
When a whole type of fighter plane, the F-14 Tomcat, was introduced into and retired from active service since you have been alive.
When you realized the last captain of a ship you helped design has yet to be born.
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:04 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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Or when someone mentions kewl and you ask what that is (super cool for those out of the circle like myself)
Or when they talk about 20's and you are thinking age and they are thinking rims
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:22 PM |
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stormy73
Posts: 1,181
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I KNOW I'm old... because whenever I get up from, or sit IN a chair, I always moaningly/orgasmically say, "OOOOOH!!"!  
Also, when the phone rings, I sometimes answer the remote control. Sometimes, WHEN I answer the remote control, I'll accidentally hit one of the buttons and change my mind(HAH!)!
Now.. .ANOTHER sign that you're getting old...
When you turn on the microwave and it causes you to p1ss your pants!
[Edited on 7/16/2006 2:27 PM]
[Edited on 7/16/2006 2:51 PM]
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:25 PM |
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NeverB4Alone
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:36 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,813
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When you turn on the microwave and it causes you to p1ss your pants!
 thats never happened to me...
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:55 PM |
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nah12
Posts: 3,973
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you have underwear that is older than the person you are dating/sleeping with.......
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 3:35 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,606
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When half the people you work with weren't even born yet when you started working there...
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 4:39 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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When one of your children's friends is talking about some really old person who is 35!!!
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 5:33 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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good one nah12- i had said that to some really young guys hitting on me- i just tell them i have underwear older than them and i am wearing them!!!! - they dont know whether to be mad at me or feel sorry for me- whatever, it works- they go away 
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 5:55 PM |
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stormy73
Posts: 1,181
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You know you're old when............... when.............. ummmm......................
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.....uh..................what were we talking about?
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 6:10 PM |
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ynot77
Posts: 453
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wiccked
NO way wiccked..we know better you dont even wear underwear!! mmm well..so i've heard...mmm you busy .?? i'm prepared to come check..just to keep things straight...  
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 6:18 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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ynot77- it is true that i dont but dont you think it was a good line to run the youngens off??
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 6:20 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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so just how old are you,stormy73- its not on your original profile- just on your blogs and i dont have enough years left to look through all those!!! 
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 6:27 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 11,900
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You cant sleep in because waking up at 6am,means waking up at 6am.
The church asks you to join the dartball team.
A late night out on the town is 11:00.
Your kids have to wait for you to catch up to them.
You actually read the obituaries everyday to see if anyone you know has died.
You have to wear a hat so the top of your head doesnt get sunburned.
and last...your finally aware youve been lied to all your life.
A year has nowhere near 365 days in it.
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 6:54 PM |
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ynot77
Posts: 453
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wiccked
Posts: 53
ynot77- it is true that i dont but dont you think it was a good line to run the youngens off??
great line....umm how young.....if i run down there will you use that line on ME???  i might already have a come back line 
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 7:47 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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All this talk about underwear - see, we are all old - talking about underwear ranks right up there with BOWEL MOVEMENTS
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 8:42 PM |
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nightrider3281
Posts: 752
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when you sit down for 30 minutes and it takes you 10 minutes to walk straight up again
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