| Jul 16, 2006 @ 9:33 PM |
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Cidronlvnv
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when simply tryin to stand is cause for an ambulance call and er visit (true story)
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 11:08 PM |
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donna65806
Posts: 5,127
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a neighborhood boy ask's you if he can mow your yard, his sunday school teacher told the kids it was nice to help old people!  I was mowing at the time and had to laugh at that one! 
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 12:14 AM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,597
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when conversations with friends are mostly health related.... illness, tests, medications... etc...
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 10:36 AM |
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uab_5
Posts: 4,886
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You have to wear a hat so the top of your head doesnt get sunburned.
I resemble that remark! 
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 11:13 AM |
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jamminjerry
Posts: 4,086
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when you wear your bathrobe or gown 24/7 i have recentlky noticed my sister doing that, i actually don't know how long she has been doing it!
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 11:55 AM |
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nah12
Posts: 3,973
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when you start wondering about your sister in her bathrobe or gown.... 
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 11:58 AM |
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NeverB4Alone
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 1:44 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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You walk from the living room to the kitchen and can't remember why you are there
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 6:04 PM |
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wlvmark2003
Posts: 213
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When you go to a bar called THE WRINKLE ROOM
When the grim reaper shows up with a wheelchair for you
When you look forward to the senoir citizens dinner at dennys before you hit the bingo parlor after your doctors appointment for your viagra refill.
When your hair thins like mine and i had to shave hit.I had it when i needed it.
When you get carded at dennys for the senoir specials
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 6:35 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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When you go into a department store and they automatically give you the senior citizens' discount
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 3:08 PM |
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AngelLight
Posts: 5,631
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........your definition of running a marathon is rolling a half block down the sidewalk in a wheelchair
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 3:25 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 12,607
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the hair in your ears and nose grows twice as fast while the rest falls out.
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 4:18 PM |
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Earl47
Posts: 1,551
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You know you're old when 80% of the population can't remember anything you remember, and you know it also, when your daughter sees a 1985 ford pickup passing and says hey Dad look at the classic, oh man oh man!!! And what makes it scarier when you think, hmmm, that's new, where did that year go???....Earl
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 7:51 PM |
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AngelLight
Posts: 5,631
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..........when you think or believe you are
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 8:14 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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When the skin below your knees sags
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 8:29 PM |
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nah12
Posts: 3,973
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when you can't wear a mini skirt because you will be flashing your boobs ...... 
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| Jul 18, 2006 @ 9:40 PM |
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Snappygoddess
Posts: 5,356
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^^^^ too funny
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 2:31 AM |
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wlvmark2003
Posts: 213
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you fart and throw your back out
your german sheppard chewed on your false teeth
you look forward to turning 80 (youre 79)
you start dressing like flags from other countries
everyone calls you "pops"
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| Jul 26, 2006 @ 12:36 AM |
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stormy73
Posts: 1,199
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You KNOW you're getting old when it takes about 4 hours for the "sleep wrinkles" to disappear from your body after you've gotten out of bed! 
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| Jul 26, 2006 @ 12:38 AM |
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robodad
Posts: 8,090
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...when they don't put ALL the candles on your birthday cake because it'll set off the fire alarm
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