| Jul 20, 2006 @ 6:24 PM |
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holding4u
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When a man makes love to you and you can't remember it ever happening
You think Viagra is a vitamin and you take FOUR of them
You buy a bottle of lemon scented dish detergent and drink it because you think it is lemon juice
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 6:27 PM |
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NeverB4Alone
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You go to the bathroom to turn the coffee pot on 
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 6:32 PM |
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holding4u
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You thought you were making coleslaw - instead, you grated fish. Would that be slawfish?
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 6:34 PM |
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spongebob777
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I'll tell you when I get done discussing it with the fridge.
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 6:39 PM |
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holding4u
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Yes, I need my dog's opinion on this. Oh, wait a minute - I locked him outside. Now why did I do that? Must have had a reason.
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 7:14 PM |
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nah12
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wear your underwear on your head and moon your neighbors..... 
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 7:38 PM |
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uab_5
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I cheered for a touch down scored by Bama in the Iron Bowl, and then I remember I was born in Blue and Orange!
War Eagle!
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 8:09 PM |
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holding4u
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You go to work and realized that you have on no bra and two different shoes
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 9:34 PM |
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DoorWatcher
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Thanks...I needed that.
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 10:38 PM |
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sophie313
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As did I...........That actually happened to me once......Teeehheeheeee!!!
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 11:21 PM |
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uab_5
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You go to work and realized that you have on no bra and two different shoes
Did that in middle school. 
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 11:23 PM |
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robodad
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You go to work and realized that you have on no bra and two different shoes
Did that in middle school.
PLEASE say just the shoes 
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 11:23 PM |
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robodad
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You go to work and realized that you have on no bra and two different shoes
Did that in middle school.
PLEASE say just the shoes
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 11:31 PM |
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solitare
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To make a cup of coffee, you unscrew the coffee jar lid and pour the boiling water into the jar....or to make coffee in the very early morning, you put the coffee jar into a pot and turn the burner on....it is either galloping or rampaging senility.....%)
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| Jul 20, 2006 @ 11:34 PM |
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Cidronlvnv
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You get up from the computer and go into the kitchen, maybe 10 feet away, and forget why you went in there. You return to the living room, and dunno what you are gonna do, computer or tv.. You return to the computer eventually, finding you left a friend with the message brb.. guess be right back can mean hours.
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| Jul 21, 2006 @ 1:27 AM |
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grumblebear
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I... uh... nevermind, I forgot...
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| Jul 21, 2006 @ 3:48 AM |
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willsmalto
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ok you turn on a blender almost full of fruits without getting the lid back on
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| Jul 21, 2006 @ 5:35 AM |
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Earl47
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This really happened to me in 2004...I drove up in a beautiful blue car i own, and put her in park, and put on her parking brake, (a habit with me), i was in my driveway, and the air conditioner was on, it was about 2 hours later, my neighbor Gilbert came over pounding at that car window...Earl Earl, are you okay?? I woke up and stretched, and when i opened that door, he said it felt like great icy air, it actually put me to sleep.....Earl
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| Jul 21, 2006 @ 6:57 PM |
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uab_5
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PLEASE say just the shoes
Actually it was both. It was on a field trip to see some old stacked HDs for computer class.
I put an old tennis shoe and a new tennis shoe on my feet that morning. When I noticed, I was busy admiring the bras my classmates wore and said to myself "gee, I'm glad I'm not wearing one of those uncomfortable things in the 95F weather".
Okay...I'm lying. Some of that is hogwash. I'll never tell. 
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| Jul 22, 2006 @ 2:07 PM |
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holding4u
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When you put your bra on backwards and didn't notice any difference.
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