| Mar 10, 2006 @ 9:30 PM |
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exiled131
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this one(like many others) still bugs me to this very day- if all the smurfs lived in that one area of the wilderness, why did they have a smurf with a french accent and a smurf with a british accent?
where the hell did baby smurf come from? i don't remember smurfette being knocked up.
why was papa smurf the only old smurf there? did he murder the others of his generation?
any answers? any other questions?
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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Loreli
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The stork brought the baby smurf, the smurfette is, in fact, doing all of the smurfs, but they still suffer from blue balls...I don't get it.... and she uses protection. The older smurfs are back in the real smurfville, because, unbeknownst to all of us, the show really was a sequel to Gilligans island. They are all smurf castaways!
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 9:52 PM |
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exiled131
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i can't see that being true. she wouldn't sleep with brainy or grouchy. smurf castaways? damn, what are you on and why aren't you sharing?
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:41 PM |
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Loreli
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Syrup, blue syrup.
I'll be happy to share it with you!
But she would sleep with bashful, dopey and Doc!
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:51 PM |
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exiled131
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the dwarves were too high to care about sex.
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:53 PM |
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Loreli
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sniffin up snow white's dress a little too often, perhaps?
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:54 PM |
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exiled131
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no. how do you think doc even joined the group? he flunked out of med school but not before he learned some pharmacology
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:14 PM |
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Always_Striving
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Disney characters,
If pluto is a dog, what is Goofey?  (pluto usually barks and Goofey uses English sentences)
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 9:39 AM |
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exiled131
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goofy is supposedly a dog, but wears pants. pluto runs around naked. disney was a pervert more than likely.
here's another disney mystery- donald duck did not wear pants but when he got out of the shower- he rapped a towel around his waist- wtf?
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 10:28 AM |
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Loreli
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I bet you'd be a lot more comfy walkin around with no pants when you were dry than wet.
Do you think Mickey ever did Minnie? Or do you think all those disney character shared partners?
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 12:59 PM |
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exiled131
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i think the whole lot of them were f-ing goofy! i can picture mickey and minnie holding orgies and running trains on goofy and donald duck
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 10:05 PM |
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Always_Striving
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Why does Stewie on the Family Guy have a British accent?
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:05 PM |
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exiled131
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stewie was switched at birth apparently. i would hazaed a guess and say he was the son of the cartoon version of dr. evil from austin powers.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:30 PM |
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SylvanDreams
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Loreli, I don't know if Mickey ever did Minnie, but I have my suspicions...
And I know why Snow White had 7 dwarves...one for each day of the week! (after she escaped the evil queen, she wasn't snow white for long  )
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:51 PM |
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exiled131
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who do you think made those dresses she wore? those dwarves were labor for her sweatshops....and an inspiration to kathie lee gifford.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 5:12 PM |
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SylvanDreams
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ahhh, I see... and since it would take several dwarves to make one dress, and she would need several, they would need other workers...
I've got it! That's where Papa Smurf sends all the older Smurfs! A Smurf hits a certain age, Boom! he is sent to Kathie Lee's....er, Snow White's sweat shop!!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 5:23 PM |
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vicryder
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Minnie had a pet cat named Cicero. How does a mouse have a pet cat? Shades of Treadwell.
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| Mar 14, 2006 @ 11:08 AM |
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lj450
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Did Baby Huey ever force himself on that wolf.......I mean sexually?
Are you homosexual if you found Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up like the female bunny?
How come "Puddy" never caught on as slang for a womans vagina?
Do roadrunners really "Beep"?
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| Mar 14, 2006 @ 11:49 AM |
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exiled131
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roadrunners go "meep, meep" not beep.
baby huey only forced himself because he was traumatized after being savagely raped by howard the duck.
"puddy" isn't that flattering of a term.
and you are gay if you wanted to be elmer at that moment he saw bugs bunny in drag.
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| Mar 14, 2006 @ 11:53 AM |
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Loreli
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Do you think the pink panther was gay? Was it a guy, gal, could never tell, no appendages, no clothing, didn't even talk!
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