| Nov 28, 2007 @ 2:27 PM |
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Stevesco
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It has been exactly 2 months to the day since the last message was posted in the Scottish forum...so to celebrate this event I have decided to post a message here.
Message Posted...Over and Out 
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 8:47 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Hello Steve!
I think we should have a mad passionate affair.
No really! WAIT! Don't run away just yet. Hear me out.
Think about it. There's nobody here.  Just us. 
Now whisper something in my ear. I don't give a shit what you say. Tell me to wash your socks. Tell me that you hate my dress. Just whisper something in that accent of yours. 
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:16 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Steve, someone's at the door. Could you let me sleep and answer it this one time?
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:38 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Oh you nasty whore!!!!
He's mine I tell you! MINE!!!!!!
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:43 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Steve, I'll call 911....cover her up. She's all naked in our doorway and the neighbors are going to think....sheesh...
Put some duct tape over her lips, too, Steve. NOT THOSE LIPS!!!
Keep the noise down little one!  For gawd sake you're a short
one. Did you escape from the circus?  
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:46 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Just because I'm on my knees doesn't mean I belong in a circus!
Maybe if YOU learned how to pick up a few peanuts with that thing he would be more interested in you.
Oh for Goodness SAKE Steve....get out of there. You can thank me later. 
Help me get rid of her. She's trying to shell the peanuts I've had in my you-know-where. 
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:54 PM |
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pamdemonium
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OH, so, now you're calling those peanuts?  Ewww!
Stop flapping your lips. On second thought, Steve, go ahead.
Put some tape there.
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 10:58 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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I'm sorry Steve.
I really am.
But I can't help it. It's what you do to me.  You take me to the edge and I scream your name. But having her face pressed against the window watching us is seriously creeping me out.
She's like a damn dog. Every time I scream your name, she comes running.
I know baby. I'll try and ignore her a bit longer. But I DO kind of feel sorry for her. Isn't it a bit cold out this time of year?
Did you see that baby? We're so hot they put a chili pepper outside out door!
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:05 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Steve, I'm so sorry. She hasn't had her meds today. Just rip the tape off her mouth and ram it down her throat. HURRY UP!!
And don't make her nervous or she'll have to tinkle.
Come back to bed, baby. I'm lonely here without you.
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:10 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Fine. Honey, we need to talk. I had this "thing" when I was younger. Kind of a curiosity about women.
Pam and I had a fling a few years back, and well, she's never really forgiven me for leaving her for some "beef".
I know! I know. I should have told you sooner. But didn't you ever WONDER why she always showed up whenever we were having sex?
She needs help honey. We could invite her in and have a little three-some. But I just don't know how we would get rid of her after that.
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:13 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Yowsa.... we better stop before we get Steve's thread locked. Ya think?
Sorry, Steve.
(this is the part where you spank me.)
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:14 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Pammy! QUICK! Go check out some of these other UK threads!
How fun is this? 
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:28 PM |
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oppositeview
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I'm not Scottish, but I have friends who are. Would you like to hear their recorded voice?? 
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:36 PM |
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oppositeview
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Even if you don't. Here it is!
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 11:52 PM |
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lell
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Sorry you 2 this one has been well and truely guarded
Big notice
KEEP OUT!!
See you New years eve Stevi babes  Union street under the clock??
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| Dec 29, 2007 @ 7:14 AM |
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Stevesco
Posts: 455
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huh ..I go to bed and look what happens when I'm not here...sound like an orgy ...and I go sleep through the whole thing  .... awww bugger 
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| Dec 29, 2007 @ 8:20 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Mornin' baby.
What is everyone doing in here?
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| Dec 29, 2007 @ 11:05 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Steve, come back to bed.... It's cold here without you.
And it's very cold in Wisconsin.
Next time, we'll try to make sure you're awake, K?
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| Dec 29, 2007 @ 11:09 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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I'll just bet it is.
We kicked your sorry as out into the snow a long time ago. 
But Steve knows that it's WarmInWisconsin
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| Dec 29, 2007 @ 11:12 AM |
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pamdemonium
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It's warm under the blankets, CW. Spooning. He's the best spooner ever.
Hey! Why do we always have to molest them when they're no where to be found? Isn't that the equivalent of playing with ourselves?  I'm giving this up for the new year. I have to do everything for myself. I'm not doing that. 
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