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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 9:58 AM |
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Danceanddream
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So what's the worst pick-up line ever used on you.... or that you've ever used?
I'll start -
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 10:14 AM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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What's your sign?
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 11:35 AM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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My sign????? Aries~ 
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 11:36 AM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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LOL.............
Thats one of the worse pickup lines I have heard.
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 11:39 AM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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You! Me! Let go!!!!  
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 11:41 AM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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Ah..... duh!!!! 
Well here's another......
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 2:02 PM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 2:06 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 9,092
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Walk up to a strange gal sitting at the bar,tip your beer into your mouth and let it spill out all over.
"I'm full,time for us to home."
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 3:33 PM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 4:21 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 9,092
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You should start another thread about "Best Pickup Lines" Dwain.
Might benefit us old cavemen. 
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 5:59 PM |
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kalisfriend
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Can I have your name for reference in future fantasies?
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| Sep 6, 2006 @ 9:59 PM |
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ThangelM8
Posts: 2,392
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The worst I have heard is........"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me." 
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 12:48 AM |
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stormy73
Posts: 1,164
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"Scream, and I'll kill you!"
"Hey Beautiful, would you care to come back to my place and see my bucket of pus?"
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 11:38 AM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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Longest?
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 11:54 AM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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 OMG....... that sounds like my life story!!!! 
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 1:07 PM |
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tahoma
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Dwain... you are a funny man 
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 5:17 PM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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Here's an all-time favorite.....
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 5:30 PM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 5:38 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 9,092
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"Please give me a one dollar lotto ticket for the Badger 5 game"
Today at the convienience store after I bought my newspaper and made that request the teller said..."OK,if you win you have to share it with me"
I told her that I would need her name and phone number so I could contact her if I won.
She wrote it down,gave it to me and said...
"That numbers good even if you dont win"
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| Sep 7, 2006 @ 5:40 PM |
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NeverB4Alone
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