| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:40 PM |
Things Your Mother Always Said To You.....
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Danceanddream
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Don't know how far this will go... but thought I'd give it a try.
My favorite saying from my mom when I was a kid.......
"If you talk back to me one more time, I'll knock that head right off of your shoulders!" 
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:42 PM |
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tyrannyforyou
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"get that out of your nose"
"how did you get five dollars in change up your nose?"
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:43 PM |
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ThangelM8
Posts: 2,392
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"Pick yourself up by your bootstaps and go on."
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:44 PM |
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tyrannyforyou
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"wait until your father gets home....so he can get a picture of that"
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:46 PM |
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Silvertongue62
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What a woman will do for you, she will also do to you!
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:50 PM |
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ThangelM8
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"If you love someone, you will do anything in your power for them."
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:51 PM |
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tyrannyforyou
Posts: 3,066
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"quit rearranging your furniture"
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:57 PM |
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AngelLight
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"Do as I say, not as I do" 
Needless to say, I did neither  
~ Still love you ((((((Mom)))))) ~ 
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 8:59 PM |
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ThangelM8
Posts: 2,392
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"Turn off those lights if you aren't using them!"
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 9:01 PM |
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Silvertongue62
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It is not my job to agree or to disagree with you. As a human being it is my job to try to understand where you are coming from.
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 9:18 PM |
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irish20835
Posts: 1,224
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Patrick..im outta weed ...can i bum a joint? 
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 10:06 PM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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How'd you get that bruise on your neck?  (mom was a little naive!)
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 10:55 PM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,471
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"One of these days you'll have children just like you..."
the mother's curse
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 11:03 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 9,092
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"Your father will take care of this when he comes in"
Poor pa had to give us a whoopin before he could rest.
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 11:05 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,206
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You don't really mean you're going to marry him????????
(The worst part is that HIS mother said the same thing!!)
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 11:09 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 9,092
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(The worst part is that HIS mother said the same thing!!)
About her own son?
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 11:13 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,206
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Yep...she said he was just like his father...she was right, but I was 20.
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| Sep 10, 2006 @ 11:46 PM |
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warrior674
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"Don't run with the scissors." 
"Don't jump on the bed."  
"If Jerry jumped off of a bridge, would you do it too?"
"Because I said so!" 
"Your face will freeze like that!"
"Don't bite your fingernails, or you will get worms!"
"Either stay in, or stay out. Quit opening and closing that door."
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| Sep 11, 2006 @ 12:50 AM |
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hopeforthetruth
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"respect yourself and others"
"what is your homework tomorrow"
"if someone throw rocks at you, throw bread back!"
"help yourself and help others"
"don't wait for tomorrow, what you can do today"
"don't forget to brush your teeth!"
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| Sep 11, 2006 @ 1:09 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 4,928
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My mother also taught me about time travel:
"Don't make me slap you into next week!"
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