| Nov 22, 2005 @ 6:48 AM |
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kabooby
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first you give a stupid answer to the person above you..
then you post a really stupid question.
example:
Q: Is the Trans Am a car for transsexuals?
A: If it was, you would have one!!
And...
Q: How do you make black (blood) sausage?
A: Use a cow with Hemorrhoids.
ok here is my stupid question...
Why does time fly when you are having fun?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 9:55 AM |
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Hooks
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Q: Why does time fly when you are having fun? A: Because Trans Am's & Transexuals are fast!  Q: Why do girls just wanna have fu-un?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 9:59 AM |
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soulless_spirit
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A: who else should have the fun
Q: Why does the world turn
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 11:26 AM |
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truth456
Posts: 61
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The world turns because ...
it's finished now with it's standing still soak cycle, but this turning cycle will soon end and we'll go back to the wash cycle. Gawd, I fear the spin-dry cycle!
Has anyone got any spare detergent? I feel like one of those lost socks in the laundry. Where is my other half of the pair?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 1:29 PM |
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LovinMotha4ya
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Q-Has anyone got any spare detergent?
A-No they used it to erase your post 
Q-Where is my other half of the pair?
A-Try Matchdoctor! Let me sock it to ya Baby! 
New Q-If wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker, why is whiskey always a losing shot?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 2:41 PM |
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truth456
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Q-If wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker, why is whiskey always a losing shot?
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker, you can take all the liquour in Costa Ricker ... ain't nobody's business but my own.
Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck
Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck
Well, I would dive to the bottom, never would I come up
Well, I could a had a religion, this bad old thing instead
Well, I could a had a religion, this bad old thing instead
Well, all whiskey and women, would not let me pray
Whiskey is a poor man's woman.
Q: Why can't I have a woman without getting a headache?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 5:03 PM |
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LovinMotha4ya
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Q: Why can't I have a woman without getting a headache?
A-You get what you give!
New Q-When is a hippopotamus a hip, pot and a must?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 5:57 PM |
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Ladyhawk920
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New Q-When is a hippopotamus a hip, pot and a must?
A: When you get married.
New Q: Do men buy condoms by the size they think they have?
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| Nov 22, 2005 @ 11:43 PM |
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maxantix
Posts: 17
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Answer: They have to. If they let the girlfriend buy them, it'd be an insult.
Question: If feces in drinking water causes cholera, what would farts in the water cause?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 12:54 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 6,580
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Answer: Severe dizziness
Question: What is the one thing Meatloaf won't do for love?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 1:00 AM |
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stormy73
Posts: 1,181
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Oh.... you should NEVER let your "meat" loaf! Mine has been loafing for over three years now! 
Q- is the term "diskette" slang for a female disk?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 1:46 AM |
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warrior674
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Answer: It's a male disk with an extra megabyte
Question: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 3:38 AM |
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kabooby
Posts: 306
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I dont know, but you can practice on me.
why do fools fall in love?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 5:09 AM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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Which weighs more?
A ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? 
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 5:20 AM |
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kabooby
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I dont know, you stand right there and let me drop them both on you and you can tell me...
why dont you answer the stupid question before you post one?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 5:22 AM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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well I thought one of yall could...the answer is they both weight the same.
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 5:25 AM |
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kabooby
Posts: 306
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well, thats not the way your supose to do it, read the first post and follow directions.
ugh
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 10:31 AM |
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stormy73
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Why do fools fall in love?
Because I just can't HELP IT!!!
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 10:45 AM |
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kabooby
Posts: 306
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you forgot to ask a stupid question so I will ask one for you....
Why is it so hard for some people to follow directions?
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| Nov 23, 2005 @ 11:02 AM |
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Hooks
Posts: 165
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Because their freshness date has expired! Why does sh** only roll downhill?
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